I'm so fat
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Then learn to love your bigness.
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If you don't like the way you look, something's gotta give. Likely the springs in the couch.0 -
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So many acronyms, so few dictionaries. No, I don't lift. I run.
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If a person hates their fatness, won't change their habits or their exercise, then they are stuck where they started. On the couch.0 -
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Does this count? Every day, Alphabet abs.
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I lift my spoon. That counts.
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Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »Alatariel75 wrote: »Well, you know how oil and water don't mix? and oil is fat, right? And our bodies are mostly water? And when you melt fat it all runs together? I reckon if you completely covered yourself with butter then wrapped yourself in gladwrap, the butter would attract the fat from inside your body (because fat wants to be with other fat, not water) and all your fat would leech out your pores and join with the butter and voila! No more fat inside, just all over the gladwrap!
Is it bad that I'm actually considering this
What if the butter goes through your pores and joins your fat?!
The only solution to your problem is self love and acceptance0 -
eat 10 bags of ketchup chips and give me 1000 dollars a week for life
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Yep I landed in the right place. Though substitute McDonald's with wine.0
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I thought this was a "yo' mamma" type thread.
You know... I'm so fat my wife's forehead bumps against my belly.0 -
I have to object to the use of the term, "fat". We're people of size.0
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Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »
Nah, I called the neighbor to go and get it for us. That way neither of us has to get up. Don't want to go into starvation mode.0 -
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Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »
Nah, I called the neighbor to go and get it for us. That way neither of us has to get up. Don't want to go into starvation mode.
See? Great minds think alike0 -
Sinistrous wrote: »
Bahaha, it took longer than I expected!0 -
BLACKxLABEL wrote: »leonidas_and_spartacus wrote: »I eat triple baconator but usually dump the bun. lol.
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