Lemon Juice Benefita
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tincanonastring wrote: »
This is the only way, OP.0 -
Yeah no kidding. As far as pseudo-health goes, these cleanse claims are rather innocuous - still wrong and stupid -- but reasonable harmless. There is some really egregious Alt Med out there that is designed to kill people and take their money- those grief vampires are the worst of the lot.ILiftHeavyAcrylics wrote: »nakedraygun wrote: »Sure go a head release all these non-specified toxinz from your kidneys and liver back into your blood supply - real smart that is.
It's a good thing these crazy things don't actually work. Can you imagine if people could really change their blood pH, boost their immune system (hello autoimmune disease), or release toxins? :noway:0 -
Oh damn it I screwed up my lemon honey cleanse by adding a tea bag.0
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Sure... lemon in piping hot water add some ginger, sweeten with honey... you got yourself a soothing tea for a sore throat. That's about it. :drinker:0
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AlisonH729 wrote: »Oh damn it I screwed up my lemon honey cleanse by adding a tea bag.
I read tea bag and giggled. And then I saw you have the shirt I've always wanted... Catch them ALL!0 -
My doctor told me to put fresh lemon in my water just the other day.
Apparently it can help your body to absorb calcium without promoting kidney stones.
NOT the same thing as a cleanse (those are bull!) but drinking lemon water is certainly not going to hurt you.0 -
ILiftHeavyAcrylics wrote: »nakedraygun wrote: »Sure go a head release all these non-specified toxinz from your kidneys and liver back into your blood supply - real smart that is.
It's a good thing these crazy things don't actually work. Can you imagine if people could really change their blood pH, boost their immune system (hello autoimmune disease), or release toxins? :noway:
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drinking it wont harm you but its not going to detox anything.heck I knew this stuff before I even started trying to lose weight and joining this site. But then again Im smart enough to do research before I believe anything thats out there.0
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Phoenix_Down wrote: »AlisonH729 wrote: »Oh damn it I screwed up my lemon honey cleanse by adding a tea bag.
I read tea bag and giggled. And then I saw you have the shirt I've always wanted... Catch them ALL!
I did hesitate for a second before posting it.0 -
To all the haters on this board: have you considered that our life span is so much longer than our ancestors because of this? Lemon juice gives our body a boost to cleanse ourselves of toxins our organs never could! If you stop using lemons you will die quickly. Wait and see!
Just kidding: I'm here for the sarcastic gifs.0 -
To all the haters on this board: have you considered that our life span is so much longer than our ancestors because of this? Lemon juice gives our body a boost to cleanse ourselves of toxins our organs never could! If you stop using lemons you will die quickly. Wait and see!
Just kidding: I'm here for the sarcastic gifs.
Oh man, you almost had me there. A+ job.
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Oh how I wish it was true... I used to suck on lemons like there was no tomorrow when I was a teenager... I still love them lemons... BUT... Look where I'm at today anyways.
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nakedraygun wrote: »
Yeah no kidding. As far as pseudo-health goes, these cleanse claims are rather innocuous - still wrong and stupid -- but reasonable harmless. There is some really egregious Alt Med out there that is designed to kill people and take their money- those grief vampires are the worst of the lot.ILiftHeavyAcrylics wrote: »nakedraygun wrote: »Sure go a head release all these non-specified toxinz from your kidneys and liver back into your blood supply - real smart that is.
It's a good thing these crazy things don't actually work. Can you imagine if people could really change their blood pH, boost their immune system (hello autoimmune disease), or release toxins? :noway:
Hold this thought, my salted lemon juice is just about ready!0 -
SconnieCat wrote: »Finally! Someone posts something about lemon juice and a detox! Oh man....this is just what I was looking for.
Me too. I'm soooo close to a Bingo
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I think I might actually try adding lemon to my drinks this weekend.
Not sure if I'll be able to consume 2 liters of any lemon-concoction, but why not at least try to flush the so-called toxins out?
My only questions are... do you think the lemon will go better in tequila or vodka?
And can the toxins be removed when I violently decimate my bathroom by throwing up from alcohol poisoning?0 -
Yes.SconnieCat wrote: »My only questions are... do you think the lemon will go better in tequila or vodka?
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SconnieCat wrote: »I think I might actually try adding lemon to my drinks this weekend.
Not sure if I'll be able to consume 2 liters of any lemon-concoction, but why not at least try to flush the so-called toxins out?
My only questions are... do you think the lemon will go better in tequila or vodka?
And can the toxins be removed when I violently decimate my bathroom by throwing up from alcohol poisoning?
If you have to pick between the two, I'd go with vodka.
And I'm going to go with yes, throwing up will help remove the ebilness.0 -
Liftng4Lis wrote: »nakedraygun wrote: »
Yeah no kidding. As far as pseudo-health goes, these cleanse claims are rather innocuous - still wrong and stupid -- but reasonable harmless. There is some really egregious Alt Med out there that is designed to kill people and take their money- those grief vampires are the worst of the lot.ILiftHeavyAcrylics wrote: »nakedraygun wrote: »Sure go a head release all these non-specified toxinz from your kidneys and liver back into your blood supply - real smart that is.
It's a good thing these crazy things don't actually work. Can you imagine if people could really change their blood pH, boost their immune system (hello autoimmune disease), or release toxins? :noway:
Hold this thought, my salted lemon juice is just about ready!
That sounds pervy Lis. lol0 -
SconnieCat wrote: »And can the toxins be removed when I violently decimate my bathroom by throwing up from alcohol poisoning?
Just make sure you rehydrate.0 -
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Is it too early in this thread for cat gifs yet?
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nakedraygun wrote: »Liftng4Lis wrote: »nakedraygun wrote: »
Yeah no kidding. As far as pseudo-health goes, these cleanse claims are rather innocuous - still wrong and stupid -- but reasonable harmless. There is some really egregious Alt Med out there that is designed to kill people and take their money- those grief vampires are the worst of the lot.ILiftHeavyAcrylics wrote: »nakedraygun wrote: »Sure go a head release all these non-specified toxinz from your kidneys and liver back into your blood supply - real smart that is.
It's a good thing these crazy things don't actually work. Can you imagine if people could really change their blood pH, boost their immune system (hello autoimmune disease), or release toxins? :noway:
Hold this thought, my salted lemon juice is just about ready!
That sounds pervy Lis. lol
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kaseyr1505 wrote: »Does it have to be a free-range, vegan, Non-GMO, organic lemon? Or can I used my cage raised, meat injected one?
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I like the lemon sour patch kids!0
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hi OP!
also, no.
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