Human Flesh?

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  • rowanwood
    rowanwood Posts: 510 Member
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    If you eat the flesh of a vegan, is it still vegan?
    Well the vegan certainy is.
    Or can a vegan swallow ( u know after fun times) ?

    They spit and then do ten Hail Marys and three Our Fathers and hit themselves with sticks.
  • bloominheck
    bloominheck Posts: 869 Member
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    Penis is in there too. Either way, you are going to have an awkward conversation with your daughter.



    Sooooo, how many calories is a penis. Does it go by inch or ? :smokin:
  • deb3129
    deb3129 Posts: 1,294 Member
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    Penis is in there too. Either way, you are going to have an awkward conversation with your daughter.



    Sooooo, how many calories is a penis. Does it go by inch or ? :smokin:

    Apparently by the inch. An entire 7 inch penis only has 12 calories!!
  • ltgarrow
    ltgarrow Posts: 342 Member
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    its presence in the database suggests that someone has already eaten it, looked up the calories and then logged it

    Or maybe someone just added it as a joke.

    Let's not ruin the beauty of a perfect thread with your so called "logic".
  • celtbell3
    celtbell3 Posts: 738 Member
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    That's just gross...
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
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    its presence in the database suggests that someone has already eaten it, looked up the calories and then logged it

    Or maybe someone just added it as a joke.

    awww, spoiling my fun with rational explanations :sad:

    :bigsmile:
  • Maidofmer
    Maidofmer Posts: 908 Member
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    for those health conscious zombies
  • benol1
    benol1 Posts: 867 Member
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    I have found recipes for cooking human flesh, they make interesting reading.
  • kelly101386
    kelly101386 Posts: 389 Member
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    The bigger question is why were you searching for it?

    Haha, I wasn't. But my son in law found it, so I am a little concerned for my daughter...

    0_0
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
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    For those health conscious cannibals of course! I mean, how are they supposed to stay at a deficit or hit their macros otherwise?
  • Maidofmer
    Maidofmer Posts: 908 Member
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    The bigger question is why were you searching for it?

    Haha, I wasn't. But my son in law found it, so I am a little concerned for my daughter...

    maybe he meant another type of eating.:wink::blushing:
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
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    Wow and I was excited when I found baby food in there.. yes I bought some pureed baby fruit because we don't get pumpkin puree in cans over here so this was next best thing.
  • mcibty
    mcibty Posts: 1,252 Member
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    The bigger question is why were you searching for it?

    THIS!!!
  • mamosh81
    mamosh81 Posts: 409 Member
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    Well, if you were trapped and had no food, but you did have internet access...what would you do? Reach out for help? Or eat human flesh and do the responsible thing of logging the calories?

    i would order a pizza online :laugh:
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
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    its presence in the database suggests that someone has already eaten it, looked up the calories and then logged it

    Us hippos gotta eat, too!
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
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    The bigger question is why were you searching for it?

    THIS!!!

    Umm.. it would be easy to find it if you just typed in jerky then scrolled through all the jerky's in here. I'm sure they didn't type in human jerky.
  • VeganLexi
    VeganLexi Posts: 960 Member
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    If you eat the flesh of a vegan, is it still vegan?
    Well the vegan certainy is.
    Or can a vegan swallow ( u know after fun times) ?

    They spit and then do ten Hail Marys and three Our Fathers and hit themselves with sticks.

    I'm vegan and i'd probably rather eat chicken than do even 1 Hail Mary :laugh:
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
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    its presence in the database suggests that someone has already eaten it, looked up the calories and then logged it

    Or maybe someone just added it as a joke.

    awww, spoiling my fun with rational explanations :sad:

    :bigsmile:

    I said maybe... because we can't really be sure...:wink::laugh: :sick:
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
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    its presence in the database suggests that someone has already eaten it, looked up the calories and then logged it

    Or maybe someone just added it as a joke.

    awww, spoiling my fun with rational explanations :sad:

    :bigsmile:

    I said maybe... because we can't really be sure...:wink::laugh: :sick:

    that is true....
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
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    The bigger question is why were you searching for it?

    THIS!!!

    Umm.. it would be easy to find it if you just typed in jerky then scrolled through all the jerky's in here. I'm sure they didn't type in human jerky.

    I tried it. Typing in just jerky does not list it. Nor does typing in just human (although that listed a bunch of other stuff, none of which I think is actual human flesh).... to make it come up in the list, you have to type "human flesh" "human jerky" or "flesh jerky" The most innocent explanation would be a typo for "fresh jerky"

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