Human Flesh?

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  • LostInHollyw00d
    LostInHollyw00d Posts: 47
    Get the sudden feeling that the family from the town Andale have been using this website.
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    Sperm is in there as well. Apparently it's over a million calories! I guess I'll just have to stick to human flesh or penis.
    No wonder I can't reach my goal.
  • Marley2310
    Marley2310 Posts: 304
    Well done please
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    Penis is in there too. Either way, you are going to have an awkward conversation with your daughter.



    Sooooo, how many calories is a penis. Does it go by inch or ? :smokin:

    Apparently by the inch. An entire 7 inch penis only has 12 calories!!

    Does that mean that some men don't have a smaller penis, they just have a "diet penis"?
  • KML617
    KML617 Posts: 220 Member
    The bigger question is why were you searching for it?

    ^^ This!! :huh: :grumble:
  • KML617
    KML617 Posts: 220 Member
    Penis is in there too. Either way, you are going to have an awkward conversation with your daughter.

    Penis makes a lot more sense! LOL :tongue:

    I like how if you pull up the data for penis it's "generic" penis. And the serving size gives you the option of 7" or 1" ...however, based on the data someone put in I think they were going for cum, not the actual penis :drinker:
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    If a diabetic has high blood sugar, would their flesh be higher in carbs? I'm very careful with my carbs... wouldn't want to go over because I indulged in a slab of grilled diabetic if I go into a flesh-eating rage...

    Their liver certainly would be but I'm not sure about the actual meat. I mean if the blood sugar is high right before butchering, maybe. Interesting thought.
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    Sperm is in there as well. Apparently it's over a million calories! I guess I'll just have to stick to human flesh or penis.
    No wonder I can't reach my goal.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    Thread winner. The rest of us can go home.
  • HappyElizabeth
    HappyElizabeth Posts: 231 Member
    And it has 15 grams of protein!! I would have thought it would be higher.
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    Why is human flesh jerky included in the food database?????????



    Because someone was awesome?
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    Sperm is in there as well. Apparently it's over a million calories! I guess I'll just have to stick to human flesh or penis.
    No wonder I can't reach my goal.



    :laugh: :flowerforyou:
  • d_Mode
    d_Mode Posts: 880 Member
    LMAO...hey, I'm diabetic. I probably taste really good!
  • bumblebums
    bumblebums Posts: 2,181 Member
    1. You people are so judgmental. What other people eat is none of your business. It's between the eater and the eatee.

    2. I went to the database and took a screenshot of this marvel before it goes away.

    Screenshot2013-06-05at61029PM_zpsb65068dd.png
  • SmartWhatever
    SmartWhatever Posts: 718 Member
    I'm thinking its for the fat zombies.....
    They just aren't getting enough exercise running after people.... always going for the slow ones instead of the fast ones... And then just over indulging.

    They need to log their calories.

    Absolutely right! Some zombies want to get healthy too. Lets not hold their diet choices against them.
  • bennysammysofie
    bennysammysofie Posts: 331
    Looked into it a lil deeper, flesh was submitted by a JDahmer.
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  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
    Why is human flesh jerky included in the food database?????????
    isn't it obvious?
    tumblr_m5rh33RsSi1qi9m93o1_500.gif
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
    Why is human flesh jerky included in the food database?????????
    Maybe someone on the crew of the Essex didn't draw the black spot in the lot.
  • HiKaren
    HiKaren Posts: 1,306 Member
    What the muther... Really ???
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    Looked into it a lil deeper, flesh was submitted by a JDahmer.

    tumblr_m3kzqyMAuW1r06rzo.gif
  • bumblebums
    bumblebums Posts: 2,181 Member
    Screenshot2013-06-05at61029PM_zpsb65068dd.png

    By the way, this makes no sense. 15 g of fat + 15 g of protein gives us 195 calories, not 239. And how can it have 2 g of sugars but 0 grams of carbs? And, the sodium content is really low for jerky. And I would have expected a bit more iron.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    Screenshot2013-06-05at61029PM_zpsb65068dd.png

    By the way, this makes no sense. 15 g of fat + 15 g of protein gives us 195 calories, not 239. And how can it have 2 g of sugars but 0 grams of carbs? And, the sodium content is really low for jerky. And I would have expected a bit more iron.

    That's quite a thorough search. Too funny

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