Arm is missing, what should I do? PLEASE HELP
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Did you try a band-aid?0
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Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »Paleo diet would've prevented this. Gonna have to drink your weight in bullet proof coffee.
Stay away from the hospital though, we can't trust big pharma.
Rub some dirt in it, OP.
How about some Tussin? I saw a movie where the guy only drank dirt and Tussin smoothies for his entire life and he had like a billionty arms.
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TheVirgoddess wrote: »Did you try a band-aid?
Band-aid is not in the MFP database so I'm afraid to eat it without knowing how many calories are in it. More or less than semen do you think?
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Did you weigh it? I heard weighing everything is the key to everything.0
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williams969 wrote: »Did you weigh it? I heard weighing everything is the key to everything.
I swear it weighs more than it did yesterday
Could that be from water retention?
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Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »Paleo diet would've prevented this. Gonna have to drink your weight in bullet proof coffee.
Stay away from the hospital though, we can't trust big pharma.
Rub some dirt in it, OP.
How about some Tussin? I saw a movie where the guy only drank dirt and Tussin smoothies for his entire life and he had like a billionty arms.
That could work - make sure it's all-natural though. The stuff at CVS isn't healthy. You'll need a shaman.
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TheVirgoddess wrote: »Did you try a band-aid?
Band-aid is not in the MFP database so I'm afraid to eat it without knowing how many calories are in it. More or less than semen do you think?
Less, for sure. Especially if you use the clear kind.
But you'll be missing out on that vitamin D
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This post is "humerus"...heh0
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williams969 wrote: »Did you weigh it? I heard weighing everything is the key to everything.
I swear it weighs more than it did yesterday Could that be from water retention?
Definitely water retention, probably from the toxins. Start a detox on that thing immediately. Hopefully someone more knowledgeable will prescribe the proper detox protocol.0 -
Try finding some lizard DNA to fuse with your own.
According to Hollywood, then you can re-grow your arm.
Unless of course it was intentional to lose weight to fit into your wedding dress, in which case I hope red is one of your colors.0 -
Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »Paleo diet would've prevented this. Gonna have to drink your weight in bullet proof coffee.
Stay away from the hospital though, we can't trust big pharma.
Rub some dirt in it, OP.
How about some Tussin? I saw a movie where the guy only drank dirt and Tussin smoothies for his entire life and he had like a billionty arms.
That could work - make sure it's all-natural though. The stuff at CVS isn't healthy. You'll need a shaman.
Oh I know JUST the one! Hopefully I can score a love spell, too, I think I saw a Groupon...
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you probably just hit your 35.5 lb goal! Hooray!0
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ceoverturf wrote: »Try finding some lizard DNA to fuse with your own.
According to Hollywood, then you can re-grow your arm.
Unless of course it was intentional to lose weight to fit into your wedding dress, in which case I hope red is one of your colors.
I'm a little ashamed to admit it but I did it so that I can swaddle it up and change my username to Armsmommy.
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ceoverturf wrote: »Try finding some lizard DNA to fuse with your own.
According to Hollywood, then you can re-grow your arm.
Unless of course it was intentional to lose weight to fit into your wedding dress, in which case I hope red is one of your colors.
YES! Ooh, or maybe she could grow her spare arm on the back of one of those lab mice? Gainn a cute pet AND a Halloween decoration!
I'm going to chop off my arm, too. I just hit a plateau, anyway, it'll be nice to see the scale move.0 -
*sits down waiting for the first WK to appear to defend OP's honor*0
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Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »ceoverturf wrote: »Try finding some lizard DNA to fuse with your own.
According to Hollywood, then you can re-grow your arm.
Unless of course it was intentional to lose weight to fit into your wedding dress, in which case I hope red is one of your colors.
YES! Ooh, or maybe she could grow her spare arm on the back of one of those lab mice? Gainn a cute pet AND a Halloween decoration!
I'm going to chop off my arm, too. I just hit a plateau, anyway, it'll be nice to see the scale move.
Just be careful. We are all different, so what works for someone else will probably not work for you. Try a leg instead, just to be safe.
ETA: @Alyssa_Is_LosingIt your username is very offensive to people like the OP. Seesh, "LosingIt"? And sofaking6 JUST lost (it) her arm! Shame on you...0 -
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williams969 wrote: »Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »ceoverturf wrote: »Try finding some lizard DNA to fuse with your own.
According to Hollywood, then you can re-grow your arm.
Unless of course it was intentional to lose weight to fit into your wedding dress, in which case I hope red is one of your colors.
YES! Ooh, or maybe she could grow her spare arm on the back of one of those lab mice? Gainn a cute pet AND a Halloween decoration!
I'm going to chop off my arm, too. I just hit a plateau, anyway, it'll be nice to see the scale move.
Just be careful. We are all different, so what works for someone else will probably not work for you. Try a leg instead, just to be safe.
Umm...I don't know why everyone on this site has to be so mean. If I want to chop of my arm, why would you feel like you need to stop me? It doesn't even affect you - if all you have to say is negative, maybe you shouldn't even click on this thread!
At least now I know to stay out of the general forums. Sheesh.0 -
williams969 wrote: »Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »ceoverturf wrote: »Try finding some lizard DNA to fuse with your own.
According to Hollywood, then you can re-grow your arm.
Unless of course it was intentional to lose weight to fit into your wedding dress, in which case I hope red is one of your colors.
YES! Ooh, or maybe she could grow her spare arm on the back of one of those lab mice? Gainn a cute pet AND a Halloween decoration!
I'm going to chop off my arm, too. I just hit a plateau, anyway, it'll be nice to see the scale move.
ETA: @Alyssa_Is_LosingIt your username is very offensive to people like the OP. Seesh, "LosingIt"? And sofaking6 JUST lost (it) her arm! Shame on you...
Oh wow, you're right. I should put a trigger warning before my name!0 -
Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »williams969 wrote: »Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »ceoverturf wrote: »Try finding some lizard DNA to fuse with your own.
According to Hollywood, then you can re-grow your arm.
Unless of course it was intentional to lose weight to fit into your wedding dress, in which case I hope red is one of your colors.
YES! Ooh, or maybe she could grow her spare arm on the back of one of those lab mice? Gainn a cute pet AND a Halloween decoration!
I'm going to chop off my arm, too. I just hit a plateau, anyway, it'll be nice to see the scale move.
Just be careful. We are all different, so what works for someone else will probably not work for you. Try a leg instead, just to be safe.
Umm...I don't know why everyone on this site has to be so mean. If I want to chop of my arm, why would you feel like you need to stop me? It doesn't even affect you - if all you have to say is negative, maybe you shouldn't even click on this thread!
At least now I know to stay out of the general forums. Sheesh.
K, Bye Felicia! It's probably for the best. Until, of course, you learn to understand we are ALL different.0 -
You need to mix together free range lemon juice, maple syrup and cayenne pepper with some water and put your arm in that - it'll draw out all the chemicals. Is it possible you lost your arm due to undereating and being in starvation mode? If your metabolism stops from only eating 1199 calories a day your body isn't going to be able to keep everything going and bits will start falling off. It happened to a friend of a friends aunt once.0
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Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »williams969 wrote: »Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »ceoverturf wrote: »Try finding some lizard DNA to fuse with your own.
According to Hollywood, then you can re-grow your arm.
Unless of course it was intentional to lose weight to fit into your wedding dress, in which case I hope red is one of your colors.
YES! Ooh, or maybe she could grow her spare arm on the back of one of those lab mice? Gainn a cute pet AND a Halloween decoration!
I'm going to chop off my arm, too. I just hit a plateau, anyway, it'll be nice to see the scale move.
ETA: @Alyssa_Is_LosingIt your username is very offensive to people like the OP. Seesh, "LosingIt"? And sofaking6 JUST lost (it) her arm! Shame on you...
Oh wow, you're right. I should put a trigger warning before my name!
Right, you are. Who's the mean one, really? Your passive-aggressiveness is showing. /flounce0 -
Have you tried cutting carbs? Carbs are bad for arms.0
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Are you complaining about sudden weight loss? Some people are never satisfied.0
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TheVirgoddess wrote: »Did you try a band-aid?
Band-aid is not in the MFP database so I'm afraid to eat it without knowing how many calories are in it. More or less than semen do you think?
Ok, I was amused with the rest of the post, but lost it at semen. Dying, now.
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You need to mix together free range lemon juice, maple syrup and cayenne pepper with some water and put your arm in that - it'll draw out all the chemicals. Is it possible you lost your arm due to undereating and being in starvation mode? If your metabolism stops from only eating 1199 calories a day your body isn't going to be able to keep everything going and bits will start falling off. It happened to a friend of a friends aunt once.
^^Truth!
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Let's see how the everything in moderation people try to explain this!0
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