If the Person Above You Were to Get Arrested What do You Think It'd be For?

jazzy550

If the Person Above You Were to Get Arrested What do You Think It'd be For?

jazzy550

I'd be arrested for feeding the homeless in a public park.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Possession of an Endangered Mythical Creature

LiquidSparkle86

For not concealing those "guns"! Lol i know im cheesy.

jazzy550

For illegally impersonating a famous singer i.e. Jewel.

jazzy550

Hiding! Now I'm going to have ask you sir, to go ahead and put your hands behind your back and assume the position.

Cindy4FunFit

Horse racing. Illegal gambling. @jazzy‌
Above: lewd shirtlessness in a library zone. Shhhh, ladies, quiet!

BrandNewMan1970

Federal racketeering

jazzy550

Peeping Tomary

tat2cookie

Stealing lawn gnomes

FabulousFantasticFifty

Breaking into air hangars and taking apart small airplanes just so she can rebuild them!

shrinkingtina

exhibition

Spnneil06

Peeing in public!

FabulousFantasticFifty

Bigamy

Spnneil06

Using the above pose to try to get out of a speeding ticket!

jrline

streaking

Awolkawasaki

Roid rage lol Jr smash!!

RainRedfield

blocking traffic in his broken down Ford

tonileigh820

Unpaid parking tickets!

FabulousFantasticFifty

Running an illegal kissing booth for money!

Spnneil06

Kissing people against their wills!

MaxPower0102

Hitting the emergency stop on the escalator at the mall to see what happens

Spnneil06

He was my accomplice with the video camera!

MaxPower0102

Giving each other full speed rides in Shopping Carts through the Nursing Home yelling "Bring out Your Dead" in our best Monty Python accents.

navyjen

speeding one to many times.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Masterminding that prank with Spnneil!

MaxPower0102

Streaking

elle_bear_11

Drinking and driving

musclegood_fatbad

Taking change out of the water fountain.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Carrying his gun(s) in open view without a permit!

Yogagirl2195

Driving crazy