If the Person Above You Were to Get Arrested What do You Think It'd be For?

bggghmnr

Email scamming? You look very kind, I can't imagine it being something violent.

MaxPower0102

Skinny-dipping in a public fountain. And yeah, I'd have a quarter stuck to my *kitten*!

haloandhorns69

Arson cuz he's so hot!

jaymvita

Crimes against nature

tat2cookie

B&E to the gym after hours

JackKopCh

Beating up alcoholic men in the street

jaymvita

Posing as a gynecologist who makes house calls

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

masturbating in a confessional booth to Catholic school girls

LiquidSparkle86

Stealing gym equipment. ;0)

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

Stealing hair dye

LiftingRiot

Reckless eye balling

Spnneil06

Feeding the bears at the zoo then trying to attack the staff when they told him to stop!

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

soliciting sex from the paperboy

mhecht32

jrline wrote: »

driving 85 in a school zone

HAHA!! This is actually true - I'm a bit of a speed demon!

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

stealing the neighbor's newspapers to line her parakeet's cage

AmyTCaldwell

Stealing a 30 pk for local carry out. No pun intended.:-)

MaxPower0102

Hogging the Mosh Pit at a Five Finger Death Punch concert

AmyTCaldwell

amytmurphy3 wrote: »

Stealing a 30 pk for local carry out. No pun intended.:-)

From the local carry out.

AkCyclist

Stealing wallets from crowd surfers

capnrus789

Streaking down main street wearing nothing but a Batman cape and cowl.