If the Person Above You Were to Get Arrested What do You Think It'd be For?

FabulousFantasticFifty

Purse snatching on wheels!

tibo1783

Breaking caged animals out of the zoo

rashel1

Stealing bikes and selling them to clowns

MattBeFit

Beating me up.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Bathing in the Fountain at Towne Square

ItsMeGee3

Who knows but I'm pretty sure we would be co-defendants!

Iscah13

making out with a Harrison Ford wax figure in a wax museum

FabulousFantasticFifty

Doin a drive by throwing bowls of Borscht at people!

kdchenxi

kidnapping gorgeous bacholors and sealing the ransom note with a red kiss

tibo1783

accomplice to gorgeous bachelor stealing.. dont worry i dropped the charges

ilfaith

Bicycle Thief

fitbit8

Def streaking

FabulousFantasticFifty

Assault with those deadly weapons!

kjm3579

Bigamy

FabulousFantasticFifty

Blackmail

kjm3579

Solicitation

FabulousFantasticFifty

He had a house full of Pipe Bombs! I had to turn him in!

JackKopCh

Being too fabulous and making people crash their cars as she walked down the street

Jonesingmucho

Sneaking into kitchens at restaurants to swap out high calorie foods for cauliflower alternatives

Alisontheice

Eating grapes at the grocery store…it was a bit harsh