Any good detox or cleanses that actually work???

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  • Christi102012
    Christi102012 Posts: 87 Member
    Kruggeri wrote: »

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    I think I have to make this for Easter this year. Also thank you, I didn't even know about that group until this thread.

  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    edited March 2015
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    dawnna76 wrote: »
    peep-achu i choose you!
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    HEY, its Pika!

    Removed a joke someone already made.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
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  • Nony_Mouse
    Nony_Mouse Posts: 5,646 Member
    While we're talking chocolate, this was released in the North Island of NZ a few months ago. Insanity ensued. It's still ridic hard to get hold of, unless you get in first thing in the morning, and most places have a limit on the number of bottles you can buy at a time. Yes, it really is that good.

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  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
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  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    edited March 2015
    Removed it again.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    dawnna76 wrote: »
    peep-achu i choose you!
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    HEY, its Pika!

    *perks up*
  • jkal1979
    jkal1979 Posts: 1,896 Member
    Kruggeri wrote: »
    This may finally be the year I get up the nerve to make this, I've had it Pinned for 3 years now...

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    Wait a second, why is the writing on the M&Ms black? It's white over here.

    It looks blue to me. You can actually go to their website and custom order M&M's and have the shells and writing in any color combo you want.
  • kimny72
    kimny72 Posts: 16,011 Member
    Kruggeri wrote: »

    I, too, am a success story of the gelato cleanse. Worked wonders.

    For anyone interested, we are going to be starting a new "Spring Cleanse" in the Gelato/Ice Cream lovers group in the next few days. For 30 days, try to fit in a sweet treat of your choosing, it can be frozen (as long as not Arctic Zero or Frozen Mashed Bananas), store bought (hello Girl Scout Cookie season!), homemade, etc. Post what you are eating, especially if you have food porn pics, and your results at the end of the 30 days! It will beat any lemonade/cayenne cleanse results any day or your money back!

    -disclaimer - I am not actually selling any products as part of this Spring Cleanse. It was a joke. :wink:

    IN!!! Had my first treat today (well, not my first ever LOL), and I'm already feeling AHHHMAZING! Just did the food shopping, so I'm totally stocked up on more "cleansing" treats for the next week :)

    ETA: Whoops! I see the group is starting our cleanse on 3.14. I guess I had a premature "cleansification". Rest assured, I shall make up for it on Pi Day!

    That start date is awesome! Since it's Pi Day, get off to a quick start by putting your ice cream on pie. It will get your metabolism revving!
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  • williams969
    williams969 Posts: 2,528 Member
    edited March 2015
    kimny72 wrote: »
    Kruggeri wrote: »

    I, too, am a success story of the gelato cleanse. Worked wonders.

    For anyone interested, we are going to be starting a new "Spring Cleanse" in the Gelato/Ice Cream lovers group in the next few days. For 30 days, try to fit in a sweet treat of your choosing, it can be frozen (as long as not Arctic Zero or Frozen Mashed Bananas), store bought (hello Girl Scout Cookie season!), homemade, etc. Post what you are eating, especially if you have food porn pics, and your results at the end of the 30 days! It will beat any lemonade/cayenne cleanse results any day or your money back!

    -disclaimer - I am not actually selling any products as part of this Spring Cleanse. It was a joke. :wink:

    IN!!! Had my first treat today (well, not my first ever LOL), and I'm already feeling AHHHMAZING! Just did the food shopping, so I'm totally stocked up on more "cleansing" treats for the next week :)

    ETA: Whoops! I see the group is starting our cleanse on 3.14. I guess I had a premature "cleansification". Rest assured, I shall make up for it on Pi Day!

    That start date is awesome! Since it's Pi Day, get off to a quick start by putting your ice cream on pie. It will get your metabolism revving!

    Absolutely no pie for me on Pi Day. Only square cake. True story--my university's Student Government advertised and sponsored this "big" Pi Day celebration, complete with, you guessed it, FREE PIE. As a mathematics student, I was of course giddy at the idea, and came to school with my fork at the ready. Alas, upon arrival I was faced with the reality of an ineffective student government and lackadaisical student body--there was no pie.

    Indeed, it was the pie, and not the cake, that was a lie. So forever more, I shall eat square cake in sharp defiance to the sole holiday created by and for mathematicians. And anyway, March 14th is 14/03 in the rest of the world--so it's not even a mathematically significant day...
  • kimny72
    kimny72 Posts: 16,011 Member
    edited March 2015
    kimny72 wrote: »
    Kruggeri wrote: »

    I, too, am a success story of the gelato cleanse. Worked wonders.

    For anyone interested, we are going to be starting a new "Spring Cleanse" in the Gelato/Ice Cream lovers group in the next few days. For 30 days, try to fit in a sweet treat of your choosing, it can be frozen (as long as not Arctic Zero or Frozen Mashed Bananas), store bought (hello Girl Scout Cookie season!), homemade, etc. Post what you are eating, especially if you have food porn pics, and your results at the end of the 30 days! It will beat any lemonade/cayenne cleanse results any day or your money back!

    -disclaimer - I am not actually selling any products as part of this Spring Cleanse. It was a joke. :wink:

    IN!!! Had my first treat today (well, not my first ever LOL), and I'm already feeling AHHHMAZING! Just did the food shopping, so I'm totally stocked up on more "cleansing" treats for the next week :)

    ETA: Whoops! I see the group is starting our cleanse on 3.14. I guess I had a premature "cleansification". Rest assured, I shall make up for it on Pi Day!

    That start date is awesome! Since it's Pi Day, get off to a quick start by putting your ice cream on pie. It will get your metabolism revving!

    Absolutely no pie for me on Pi Day. Only square cake. True story--my university's Student Government advertised and sponsored this "big" Pi Day celebration, complete with, you guessed it, FREE PIE. As a mathematics student, I was of course giddy at the idea, and came to school with my fork at the ready. Alas, upon arrival I was faced with the reality of an ineffective student government and lackadaisical student body--there was no pie.

    Indeed, it was the pie, and not the cake, that was a lie. So forever more, I shall eat square cake in sharp defiance to the sole holiday created by and for mathematicians. And anyway, March 14th is 14/03 in the rest of the world--so it's not even a mathematically significant day...

    Wow, that's deep. My condolences on your personal struggle :( . But I'm sorry, I don't think square cake will help your metabolism like pie will.

    All kidding aside, promising pie and not delivering is just wrong. So many shattered hopes and dreams!
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    jkal1979 wrote: »
    Kruggeri wrote: »
    This may finally be the year I get up the nerve to make this, I've had it Pinned for 3 years now...

    618774M9CZ_easter-cake_900.jpg

    Wait a second, why is the writing on the M&Ms black? It's white over here.

    It looks blue to me. You can actually go to their website and custom order M&M's and have the shells and writing in any color combo you want.

    It's gold and black.
  • williams969
    williams969 Posts: 2,528 Member
    kimny72 wrote: »
    kimny72 wrote: »
    Kruggeri wrote: »

    I, too, am a success story of the gelato cleanse. Worked wonders.

    For anyone interested, we are going to be starting a new "Spring Cleanse" in the Gelato/Ice Cream lovers group in the next few days. For 30 days, try to fit in a sweet treat of your choosing, it can be frozen (as long as not Arctic Zero or Frozen Mashed Bananas), store bought (hello Girl Scout Cookie season!), homemade, etc. Post what you are eating, especially if you have food porn pics, and your results at the end of the 30 days! It will beat any lemonade/cayenne cleanse results any day or your money back!

    -disclaimer - I am not actually selling any products as part of this Spring Cleanse. It was a joke. :wink:

    IN!!! Had my first treat today (well, not my first ever LOL), and I'm already feeling AHHHMAZING! Just did the food shopping, so I'm totally stocked up on more "cleansing" treats for the next week :)

    ETA: Whoops! I see the group is starting our cleanse on 3.14. I guess I had a premature "cleansification". Rest assured, I shall make up for it on Pi Day!

    That start date is awesome! Since it's Pi Day, get off to a quick start by putting your ice cream on pie. It will get your metabolism revving!

    Absolutely no pie for me on Pi Day. Only square cake. True story--my university's Student Government advertised and sponsored this "big" Pi Day celebration, complete with, you guessed it, FREE PIE. As a mathematics student, I was of course giddy at the idea, and came to school with my fork at the ready. Alas, upon arrival I was faced with the reality of an ineffective student government and lackadaisical student body--there was no pie.

    Indeed, it was the pie, and not the cake, that was a lie. So forever more, I shall eat square cake in sharp defiance to the sole holiday created by and for mathematicians. And anyway, March 14th is 14/03 in the rest of the world--so it's not even a mathematically significant day...

    Wow, that's deep. My condolences on your personal struggle :( . But I'm sorry, I don't think square cake will help your metabolism like pie will.

    So RUDE! Why can't you be more supportive? I'm doing the best I can with my very unique and personal limitations. ;):p
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  • Azexas
    Azexas Posts: 4,334 Member
    jkal1979 wrote: »
    Kruggeri wrote: »
    This may finally be the year I get up the nerve to make this, I've had it Pinned for 3 years now...

    618774M9CZ_easter-cake_900.jpg

    Wait a second, why is the writing on the M&Ms black? It's white over here.

    It looks blue to me. You can actually go to their website and custom order M&M's and have the shells and writing in any color combo you want.

    It's gold and black.

    Just when I thought that stupid dress was dead :'(
  • HeySwoleSister
    HeySwoleSister Posts: 1,938 Member
    MrM27 wrote: »
    jkal1979 wrote: »
    Kruggeri wrote: »
    This may finally be the year I get up the nerve to make this, I've had it Pinned for 3 years now...

    618774M9CZ_easter-cake_900.jpg

    Wait a second, why is the writing on the M&Ms black? It's white over here.

    It looks blue to me. You can actually go to their website and custom order M&M's and have the shells and writing in any color combo you want.

    It's gold and black.

    Has to be one of the worst debates I've seen in my entire life. Every news story, everywhere. Just crazy.

    Most potente Meme? This is the closest we will get to discussing color in America.


    In other news, Y UR Doggeh so far away now?
  • elphie754
    elphie754 Posts: 7,574 Member
    MrM27 wrote: »
    jkal1979 wrote: »
    Kruggeri wrote: »
    This may finally be the year I get up the nerve to make this, I've had it Pinned for 3 years now...

    618774M9CZ_easter-cake_900.jpg

    Wait a second, why is the writing on the M&Ms black? It's white over here.

    It looks blue to me. You can actually go to their website and custom order M&M's and have the shells and writing in any color combo you want.

    It's gold and black.

    Has to be one of the worst debates I've seen in my entire life. Every news story, everywhere. Just crazy.

    Lol we had this argument at work. I finally banned the topic in my work space :-p.
  • dawnna76
    dawnna76 Posts: 987 Member
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  • Nony_Mouse
    Nony_Mouse Posts: 5,646 Member
    dawnna76 wrote: »
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    It's good, but not a patch on the "There's no such thing as bad food" thread. That was epic. I am still mourning its loss.
  • Azexas
    Azexas Posts: 4,334 Member
    Nony_Mouse wrote: »
    dawnna76 wrote: »
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    It's good, but not a patch on the "There's no such thing as bad food" thread. That was epic. I am still mourning its loss.

    Agreed- That thread was amazing. I woke up in the morning to read it and saw it was nuked :(
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  • happyfeetrebel1
    happyfeetrebel1 Posts: 1,005 Member
    Nony_Mouse wrote: »
    Troutsy wrote: »
    dawnna76 wrote: »
    Im only in for the peep clense if I can do this with them.

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    Can I pair this with the Cadbury creme egg cleanse?

    In for Cadbury creme egg cleanse!

    Nope. Not since they changed them, in NZ at least. We get UK ones now, the filling is wrong and the chocolate is sub-par. Also, no dream eggs (white chocolate) anymore :(.

    Can I do it with the mini hazelnut/caramel eggs?

    No for me, too. They changed them in the US, too. And they suck now. And it's all US's (well, Hershey's) fault. WAAAAAA!

    They have the Cadbury's mini eggs. They're still good, and the chocolate to fondant ratio is delish. They come packed in a little egg crate, in a dozen. Eat half in the morning and the other half throughout the day and you have a win.

    /wanders off to find ice cream cleanse group.

  • Nony_Mouse
    Nony_Mouse Posts: 5,646 Member
    Troutsy wrote: »
    Nony_Mouse wrote: »
    dawnna76 wrote: »
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    It's good, but not a patch on the "There's no such thing as bad food" thread. That was epic. I am still mourning its loss.

    Agreed- That thread was amazing. I woke up in the morning to read it and saw it was nuked :(

    I was attempting to post one last cat gif and failed :'(. I'd noticed another thread had just been zapped, so knew it was imminent.
  • malibu927
    malibu927 Posts: 17,562 Member
    Kruggeri wrote: »
    Kruggeri wrote: »

    I, too, am a success story of the gelato cleanse. Worked wonders.

    For anyone interested, we are going to be starting a new "Spring Cleanse" in the Gelato/Ice Cream lovers group in the next few days. For 30 days, try to fit in a sweet treat of your choosing, it can be frozen (as long as not Arctic Zero or Frozen Mashed Bananas), store bought (hello Girl Scout Cookie season!), homemade, etc. Post what you are eating, especially if you have food porn pics, and your results at the end of the 30 days! It will beat any lemonade/cayenne cleanse results any day or your money back!

    -disclaimer - I am not actually selling any products as part of this Spring Cleanse. It was a joke. :wink:

    IN!!! Had my first treat today (well, not my first ever LOL), and I'm already feeling AHHHMAZING! Just did the food shopping, so I'm totally stocked up on more "cleansing" treats for the next week :)

    This is a good point - people may need time to stock up in preparation for their cleanse. Plus everyone knows before you start a cleanse you should totally overeat so that your cleanse has more effect in "jump starting" your weight loss. I better get that thread going ASAP!

    Good thing I'm on my way to Target in a few to find those damn new Talenti flavors stock up. Now I'll just have to pick up some pie after work on Saturday to celebrate the start!
  • dawnna76
    dawnna76 Posts: 987 Member
    Nony_Mouse wrote: »
    Troutsy wrote: »
    Nony_Mouse wrote: »
    dawnna76 wrote: »
    attachment.php?attachmentid=7530&d=1364592620&thumb=1

    It's good, but not a patch on the "There's no such thing as bad food" thread. That was epic. I am still mourning its loss.

    Agreed- That thread was amazing. I woke up in the morning to read it and saw it was nuked :(

    I was attempting to post one last cat gif and failed :'(. I'd noticed another thread had just been zapped, so knew it was imminent.
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  • laurahickman14
    laurahickman14 Posts: 84 Member


    Hey, im looking for friends to help keep me motivated with positive encouragement- all friend requests accepted! And motivation shared back too ☺️
  • Nony_Mouse
    Nony_Mouse Posts: 5,646 Member
    Wait, hold the bus on that whole 'drink water' thing!! How did we forget this??

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  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    Kruggeri wrote: »
    Kruggeri wrote: »

    I, too, am a success story of the gelato cleanse. Worked wonders.

    For anyone interested, we are going to be starting a new "Spring Cleanse" in the Gelato/Ice Cream lovers group in the next few days. For 30 days, try to fit in a sweet treat of your choosing, it can be frozen (as long as not Arctic Zero or Frozen Mashed Bananas), store bought (hello Girl Scout Cookie season!), homemade, etc. Post what you are eating, especially if you have food porn pics, and your results at the end of the 30 days! It will beat any lemonade/cayenne cleanse results any day or your money back!

    -disclaimer - I am not actually selling any products as part of this Spring Cleanse. It was a joke. :wink:

    Wait. Is this for real? Are you serious? Because I gotta say, this is the kind of cleanse I could get behind. *L*

    Oh we take our gelato cleanses very seriously...

    I will create a thread so everyone can have a place to track what they eat every day, but I started with this for anyone interested.

    http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/event/990-spring-cleanse-ing-kickoff

    I'm not allowed to view this event :sad:

    Me neither. Apparently the Gelato Cleanse group is too good for outsiders. Join me in my marshmallow peep cleanse. It's informal; no group or fancy thread for tracking. You just shove as many yellow marshmallow peeps into your facehole as possible. Just don't eat the eyes. Never the eyes.

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    I think I just barfed in my mouth ...
  • Carlos_421
    Carlos_421 Posts: 5,132 Member
    Nony_Mouse wrote: »
    Wait, hold the bus on that whole 'drink water' thing!! How did we forget this??

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    It's also deadly when inhaled.
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