MFP Behavior - Do's and Dont's

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  • davesgalforever
    davesgalforever Posts: 220 Member
    Blue footed boobies silly
  • kalin73
    kalin73 Posts: 595 Member
    Do not narc on someone because they are proud to show their booty on hump day. Do not be drama. Do not be negative all the time. Do not be a bully. Don't be an a**hole
    Do have a sense of humor. Do be nice. Do have good taste in music. Do be proud to show your accomplishments and booty pics.

    That's almost like...serious advice or something. Spoils the mood, man.

    Is it?

    I hate rhetorical quizzes. I get all sweaty and nervous. :sad:

    Do you now? :p

    staaaaaahhhp

    This reminds me of a relationship I once had. :cry:

    lol
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    Do post profile pics of yourself in panties and bra and then get upset when you get perv PMs.

    Are you directing this towards me? :'( Lol, I don't mind the pervy ones, but I do mind the weird ones, no, I do not want you to lick my armpits :o

    :joy: love this!
  • Yogi_warrior
    Yogi_warrior Posts: 5,464 Member
    Do's: Have fun.
    Don't: Nothing, mind your own business and don't tell some one what they should and shouldn't do. its a public forum.
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    Do's: Have fun.
    Don't: Nothing, mind your own business and don't tell some one what they should and shouldn't do. its a public forum.

    Being a public forum allows you the ability to tell people what to do though doesn't it?
  • tat2cookie
    tat2cookie Posts: 1,899 Member
    Make sure you label any form of eating that doesn't include doughnuts, pizza and chips as "bro"science.
    Don't mention anything healthy.
    Learn how to post a gif.... Or you will be sad, all the time.
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    DO: when someone's thread topic really gets to you, please for the love of fun, create a mock thread that is similar but not so similar that a ton of people miss the joke & continue to post, as if it is a legitimate topic. This is high entertainment.

    pyv2fevzuv2h.jpg


    ok gotcha...so is it still ok to run the joke into the ground though?

  • MommysLittleMeatball
    MommysLittleMeatball Posts: 2,064 Member
    Most important rule: Send all d!ck pics to @530roman.

    Second most important rule: Flag everyone that you don't agree with. They're totes meanies and deserve it anyway. >.<
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Do post profile pics of yourself in panties and bra and then get upset when you get perv PMs.

    Are you directing this towards me? :'( Lol, I don't mind the pervy ones, but I do mind the weird ones, no, I do not want you to lick my armpits :o


    You could have told me that BEFORE I got a mouthful of Secret.
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    Most important rule: Send all d!ck pics to @530roman.

    Second most important rule: Flag everyone that you don't agree with. They're totes meanies and deserve it anyway. >.<

    I endorse and approve this message. Thank you @Jackie0Marie‌
  • kalin73
    kalin73 Posts: 595 Member
    Use photoshop to look your best!!
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  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    _John_ wrote: »
    DO: when someone's thread topic really gets to you, please for the love of fun, create a mock thread that is similar but not so similar that a ton of people miss the joke & continue to post, as if it is a legitimate topic. This is high entertainment.

    pyv2fevzuv2h.jpg


    ok gotcha...so is it still ok to run the joke into the ground though?

    Yes. As deep and as far as you can sink it. Keep popping back into your own mock thread to play it straight. ('You're confused. You're stupid. You're new here' - whatever it takes). That's how you win the gold.

  • Yogi_warrior
    Yogi_warrior Posts: 5,464 Member
    530roman wrote: »
    Do's: Have fun.
    Don't: Nothing, mind your own business and don't tell some one what they should and shouldn't do. its a public forum.

    Being a public forum allows you the ability to tell people what to do though doesn't it?

    Sure if they ask by posting in a thread or creating one. I don't have any business telling some one how to behave or not. This place is very diverse, so is internet. At the end of the day its all perception, no one is right or wrong.
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  • MommysLittleMeatball
    MommysLittleMeatball Posts: 2,064 Member
    530roman wrote: »
    Most important rule: Send all d!ck pics to @530roman.

    Second most important rule: Flag everyone that you don't agree with. They're totes meanies and deserve it anyway. >.<

    I endorse and approve this message. Thank you @Jackie0Marie‌

    You know I am always here to help-a-brother-out.gif
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    530roman wrote: »
    Do's: Have fun.
    Don't: Nothing, mind your own business and don't tell some one what they should and shouldn't do. its a public forum.

    Being a public forum allows you the ability to tell people what to do though doesn't it?

    Sure if they ask by posting in a thread or creating one. I don't have any business telling some one how to behave or not. This place is very diverse, so is internet. At the end of the day its all perception, no one is right or wrong.

    That was kind of my point. Except for I'm right and you're wrong on this one. :wink:
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    Do post profile pics of yourself in panties and bra and then get upset when you get perv PMs.

    Are you directing this towards me? :'( Lol, I don't mind the pervy ones, but I do mind the weird ones, no, I do not want you to lick my armpits :o

    :joy: love this!

    Enjoy your many offers. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

    I got none :disappointed::joy:
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    tat2cookie wrote: »
    Make sure you label any form of eating that doesn't include doughnuts, pizza and chips as "bro"science.
    Don't mention anything healthy.
    Learn how to post a gif.... Or you will be sad, all the time.


    Just wanted to stress this part. My life is now complete since I learned to post a Gif. I am now finally ONE with MFP! Hallelujah! :grin:

  • BRB_sardines
    BRB_sardines Posts: 624 Member
    kalin73 wrote: »
    kalin73 wrote: »
    Tfw I've broken so many rules :'(

    if you were not aware of them then you get grace... you're good


    hahahah pretty sure @BRB_sardines‌ was well aware of these rules.

    let's give him grace anyway lol


    Haha look how nice she is. Unlike SOMEONE *ALI*
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    Do post profile pics of yourself in panties and bra and then get upset when you get perv PMs.

    Are you directing this towards me? :'( Lol, I don't mind the pervy ones, but I do mind the weird ones, no, I do not want you to lick my armpits :o

    :joy: love this!

    Enjoy your many offers. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

    I got none :disappointed::joy:

    LMK
  • tuckerrj
    tuckerrj Posts: 1,453 Member
    What a pleasure when they give up theyr fail arguements with me.
    Go here:
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  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,323 Member
    Travis_2 wrote: »
    Must accept all FR's
    Everyone is a 10/10
    You can't tell anyone what didn't work for you.
    You can't tell anyone what did work for you.

    Gif parties are banned.

    and DO NOT - UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES USE THE WORDS...bad or good. Those words are banned from the mfp site....word police will get ya watch out!!!!!!

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  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,323 Member
    Do - prepare to give your personal idea of the definition of words like "health", "diet", "obese", "exercise", "the", "and", "strategery".
    Don't - dance a da cha cha like a sissy girl.

    "sissy" is not pc. you are going to have to choose another word. lol

  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    Do- be prepared for a journey. Nobody knows where this journey is going but it is a journey. It's not a diet, it's a journey. When you're journeying on your journey, tell as many people as you pass that this is a journey and your new way of life for a few months. When people ask how your diet is going, be sure to tell them in a tone of discontent that this is in fact, not a diet, but a journey. Journey














    journey
  • Ria_StayingFit
    Ria_StayingFit Posts: 6,891 Member
    Oh and don't forget to tell everyone how you actually hate junk food now and it makes you sick to eat it. That tofu burgers taste so much better than ground chuck grilled in lard with all the fixings on a big soft burger bun. :)
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  • Altagracia220
    Altagracia220 Posts: 876 Member
    Reporting this thread:

    2. No Hi-Jacking, Trolling, or Flame-baiting

    Please stay on-topic in an existing thread, and post new threads in the appropriate forum. Taking a thread off-topic is considered hi-jacking. Please either contribute politely and constructively to a topic, or move on without posting. This includes posts that encourage the drama in a topic to escalate, or posts intended to incite an uproar from the community.

    Yes please.

    Also, I find it silly when someone posts a thread asking if certain advice a doctor/nutritionist/dietitian gave to them is wrong or right. I highly doubt all the people who respond to such threads are qualified to answer.
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  • TheBigFb
    TheBigFb Posts: 649 Member
    dont visit the forums too much,
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