MFP Behavior - Do's and Dont's

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  • Travis_2
    Travis_2 Posts: 1,445 Member
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    DO: Create a topic every time it's TOM because you are the first person to have this problem.
  • mygnsac
    mygnsac Posts: 13,413 Member
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    ^^ Don't forget the green coffee been pills!
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
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    don't tell people you want to lick their face.... apparently that is like telling them you want to suck their toes....
  • Of_Monsters_and_Meat
    Of_Monsters_and_Meat Posts: 1,022 Member
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    determined_ella wrote: »
    don't tell people you want to lick their face.... apparently that is like telling them you want to suck their toes....

    So you want your toes sucked?
  • jpaulie
    jpaulie Posts: 917 Member
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    I am failing to see the problem with that
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
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    Of_Monsters_and_Meat wrote: »
    determined_ella wrote: »
    don't tell people you want to lick their face.... apparently that is like telling them you want to suck their toes....

    So you want your toes sucked?

    can I lick your face? :joy:
  • LucasEVille
    LucasEVille Posts: 567 Member
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    Sugah is the debil
  • raisealittlehell
    raisealittlehell Posts: 341 Member
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    Do remember that everyone is a special snowflake- tried and true tactics that work for 99 % of people, will not work for the 1% here on MFP

    Do post asking for advice and then get offended when people don't tell you what it is you want to hear
  • Of_Monsters_and_Meat
    Of_Monsters_and_Meat Posts: 1,022 Member
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    determined_ella wrote: »
    Of_Monsters_and_Meat wrote: »
    determined_ella wrote: »
    don't tell people you want to lick their face.... apparently that is like telling them you want to suck their toes....

    So you want your toes sucked?

    can I lick your face? :joy:

    Everybody else shut up. THIS IS IMPORTANT!
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    edited March 2015
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    Of_Monsters_and_Meat wrote: »
    determined_ella wrote: »
    Of_Monsters_and_Meat wrote: »
    determined_ella wrote: »
    don't tell people you want to lick their face.... apparently that is like telling them you want to suck their toes....

    So you want your toes sucked?

    can I lick your face? :joy:

    Everybody else shut up. THIS IS IMPORTANT!

    Sarcasm is overly sexier on men than it is on women....


    ( also don't mention anything that will start a battle of the sexes! )
  • Of_Monsters_and_Meat
    Of_Monsters_and_Meat Posts: 1,022 Member
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    Ok, friend request sent. KIK: username hobbitfoot69
    Carry on.
  • Of_Monsters_and_Meat
    Of_Monsters_and_Meat Posts: 1,022 Member
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    determined_ella wrote: »
    Of_Monsters_and_Meat wrote: »
    determined_ella wrote: »
    Of_Monsters_and_Meat wrote: »
    determined_ella wrote: »
    don't tell people you want to lick their face.... apparently that is like telling them you want to suck their toes....

    So you want your toes sucked?

    can I lick your face? :joy:

    Everybody else shut up. THIS IS IMPORTANT!

    Sarcasm is overly sexier on men than it is one women....


    ( also don't mention anything that will start a battle of the sexes! )

    Shots fired.

    Don't mention shots if you are a guy. OR anything having to do with reproduction.
    Ladies, every other post should be about TOM, Pregnancy and anything else that you got brewing down stairs.
  • Becka4Real
    Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member
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    asflatasapancake wrote: »
    Make sure you have a picture of yourself on your profile. Preferably heavily doctored by Photoshop and as sexually provocative as possible.

    This ^^
  • Of_Monsters_and_Meat
    Of_Monsters_and_Meat Posts: 1,022 Member
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    Becka4prez wrote: »
    asflatasapancake wrote: »
    Make sure you have a picture of yourself on your profile. Preferably heavily doctored by Photoshop and as sexually provocative as possible.

    This ^^

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  • SyzygyX
    SyzygyX Posts: 189 Member
    edited March 2015
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    Of_Monsters_and_Meat wrote: »
    determined_ella wrote: »
    Ladies, every other post should be about TOM, Pregnancy and anything else that you got brewing down stairs.

    I'm hatching a brood of dragons.

  • kalin73
    kalin73 Posts: 595 Member
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    Women should not lift and achieve the "I think that's a guy" look
  • BRB_sardines
    BRB_sardines Posts: 624 Member
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    Tfw I've broken so many rules :'(

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