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Thinking of doing a master cleanse...any advice?

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  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,012 Member
    OMG! haahaa best! OP, you rule!
  • Dragn77
    Dragn77 Posts: 810 Member
    OH my god...my daughter is going to crack up when I tell her I got Rick Rolled.

    Actually, I dont think Im going to tell her...she will enjoy it too much.
  • Nony_Mouse
    Nony_Mouse Posts: 5,646 Member
    I have that song stuck in my head now. Thanks :\.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,883 Member
    The mythical god "Cleanesius" dictates that you obey by cleansing with quart of straight prune juice.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
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  • Yagisama
    Yagisama Posts: 595 Member
    Well played!
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    Lmao. You got me.
  • runner475
    runner475 Posts: 1,236 Member
    In to see exploding people
  • ChicagOH
    ChicagOH Posts: 75 Member
    This troll is a master baiter.
  • PeachyCarol
    PeachyCarol Posts: 8,029 Member
    Well, credit where it's due to the OP, this was a brilliant Rick Roll.

    And Tincanon?

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  • scraver2003
    scraver2003 Posts: 526 Member
    LMFAO!!!
  • TheVirgoddess
    TheVirgoddess Posts: 4,535 Member
    Really, really well done. I'm genuinely impressed.
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    Awesome trolling, sir. Level=expert.
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
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  • glevinso
    glevinso Posts: 1,895 Member
    This is Troll Level: EXPERT. Seriously well done :)
  • 3bambi3
    3bambi3 Posts: 1,650 Member
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  • sofaking6
    sofaking6 Posts: 4,589 Member
    I think you need to do the cleanse for at least 90 days straight in order to know whether it works for real.
  • HeySwoleSister
    HeySwoleSister Posts: 1,938 Member

    tincanonastring wrote: »
    exwilson wrote: »
    Now, I know a lot of you are going to
    explode when you read that title. But I think there's some
    very good evidence about the beneficial
    effects of taking on a good cleanse. So, I guess I'm just
    really hoping someone can give me some
    good solid advice on what cleanses are the best,
    or which ones provide the most benefit in terms of
    nutrition. I've seen a lot of people get up in arms about
    nothing when it comes to cleanses
    and detoxes and the like, so I'm reaching out to
    guys like me who are open minded and not bogged down
    in the "science" of things like "CICO" and "leafy green
    vegetables are good for you". I seriously want to hear from
    everyone who's tried a cleanse or detox program. Which did
    you try? What was it like? What did it do to your internal
    organs, like your stomach and kidneys? Did you end
    up hungry all the time? Did you find yourself in a sudden,
    urgent rush to go to the bathroom at inopportune
    points of the day? What? Tell me! I want to know.


    Thanks!

    troll/10 - Well done, OP. Enjoy your 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse.

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  • Tubbs216
    Tubbs216 Posts: 6,597 Member
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  • Amitysk
    Amitysk Posts: 705 Member
    tincanonastring wrote: »
    exwilson wrote: »
    Now, I know a lot of you are going to
    explode when you read that title. But I think there's some
    very good evidence about the beneficial
    effects of taking on a good cleanse. So, I guess I'm just
    really hoping someone can give me some
    good solid advice on what cleanses are the best,
    or which ones provide the most benefit in terms of
    nutrition. I've seen a lot of people get up in arms about
    nothing when it comes to cleanses
    and detoxes and the like, so I'm reaching out to
    guys like me who are open minded and not bogged down
    in the "science" of things like "CICO" and "leafy green
    vegetables are good for you". I seriously want to hear from
    everyone who's tried a cleanse or detox program. Which did
    you try? What was it like? What did it do to your internal
    organs, like your stomach and kidneys? Did you end
    up hungry all the time? Did you find yourself in a sudden,
    urgent rush to go to the bathroom at inopportune
    points of the day? What? Tell me! I want to know.


    Thanks!

    troll/10 - Well done, OP. Enjoy your 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse.

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    You are amazing!!! I was wondering why it was spaced like that!
  • Lezavargas
    Lezavargas Posts: 223 Member
    I did a 3 day veggie cleanse and it was amazing! The sugar cravings disappeared, i had more energy than before and my skin looked amazing! Im pretty sure i lost 10 years off my face! It was a great start to a new way of eating. I slowly incorporated new foods in and was able to quickly identify the ones I had sensitivities to (i never would have known!)

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