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geekyjock76
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I know loud chewers are annoying but I crave the attention. So when I fart, I try to do so as loudly as possible so everyone around me can hear [and smell] my presence. Plus, farts are hysterical.
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Plus, farts are hysterical.
QFT!0 -
Hmmm I wonder if the recipient finds them as funny as you? :indifferent:0
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A loud fartis a sign of dominance.0
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I have to admit, I find a loud fart amusing as well.0
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especially if everyone else is quite, like at at movie or church. then look at the person next to you and say "don't worry. I'll tell them it was me"0
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I like to preface the act of flatulence with either of the following:
"Is that thunder?"
"Wait, did you just hear that?"
"Pull my finger!"
Or immediately following:
"I think I stepped on a duck.."
"Was that a barking spider?"
"Close your mouths or you'll taste it!"0 -
Mine are pretty impressive in their machine gun style when I'm alone..but in public it's all about the practice of the *kitten* clenching technique (anal kegels?) to make it come out silent. This way i could blame someone else and laugh.0
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Yeah I'd likely laugh at a loud fart. This guy cracks me up with his farting prank (old one but hilarious) :
http://youtu.be/MZ-rwHxXilM
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A loud fartis a sign of dominance.0
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3 rules of being older:
Never pass a bathroom.
Never waste and erection
Never trust a fart.
Just sayin.0 -
all im asking is that u preemptively roll down the window before you hotbox me in the car0
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especially if everyone else is quite, like at at movie or church. then look at the person next to you and say "don't worry. I'll tell them it was me"
I love this! I will have to use it!
My husband says mine sound angry. Like they are yelling at someone.0 -
A loud fartis a sign of dominance.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :noway:0 -
3 rules of being older:
Never pass a bathroom.
Never waste and erection
Never trust a fart.
Just sayin.
Never trust a fart is the cardinal rule for life.0 -
all im asking is that u preemptively roll down the window before you hotbox me in the car
Different kind of box.0 -
Advice to the girls here... dont hold your farts in around your boyfriend.
I was peacefully sleeping one night, when I was suddenly startled of my rest by my boyfriend yelling "WOMAN!!! You just farted SO LOUD it woke me up!!" Lmao!! Oops!0 -
I know loud chewers are annoying but I crave the attention. So when I fart, I try to do so as loudly as possible so everyone around me can hear [and smell] my presence. Plus, farts are hysterical.
We need to be friends . . . Request sent!!:laugh:0 -
all im asking is that u preemptively roll down the window before you hotbox me in the car
Jamie DON'T ever travel anywhere with my 18 year old son. He KILLS me all the time when we travel. LOL0 -
all im asking is that u preemptively roll down the window before you hotbox me in the car
Jamie DON'T ever travel anywhere with my 18 year old son. He KILLS me all the time when we travel. LOL
im married to Senor Gassy. nothing phases me....plus... i talk about poop constantly.0
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