I'm Dating a Clown: Relationship Advice

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geekyjock76
geekyjock76 Posts: 2,720 Member
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I am dating this amazing, gorgeous girl who happens to be a professional clown. When we first began dating, she'd change after work and wear "normal" clothing. She's extremely fit and attractive, which doesn't show when she's wearing her clown outfit, naturally.

Recently, however, she rarely changes out of her clown outfit - even when we go on dates. The day she met my parents for the first time, she arrived wearing her clown costume since she "just got off work and was in a rush to make it in time."

She's told me that I should accept her the way she is and even suggested that I buy a clown costume to dress with her so I don't feel as embarrassed. What should I do? Will this end badly or should I cave in and start dressing like a clown? I am conflicted because I absolutely love this girl and if this wasn't an issue, I'd marry her. Help!
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  • Illona88
    Illona88 Posts: 903 Member
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    May I introduce you to your new look?


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  • BflSaberfan
    BflSaberfan Posts: 1,272
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    You should do it and then post pics.
  • britttttx3
    britttttx3 Posts: 458
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    LOL, I'd say give it a go XD
  • MelMoly
    MelMoly Posts: 1,303 Member
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    Amazing! Suit up! Bahahahahahahahahaha
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
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    Cannot WAIT to see a clown bride!!!
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
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    be a sport and clown it up with her, but definitely post pics!
  • fit4lifeUcan2
    fit4lifeUcan2 Posts: 1,458 Member
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    does she juggle balls? If she asked to juggle yours I think that would be the deal breaker ...or ball breaker :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
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    clown how? Like this?

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    Just accept her for who she is and stop complaining.
  • BigCed77024
    BigCed77024 Posts: 1,115 Member
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    I am dating this amazing, gorgeous girl who happens to be a professional clown. When we first began dating, she'd change after work and wear "normal" clothing. She's extremely fit and attractive, which doesn't show when she's wearing her clown outfit, naturally.

    Recently, however, she rarely changes out of her clown outfit - even when we go on dates. The day she met my parents for the first time, she arrived wearing her clown costume since she "just got off work and was in a rush to make it in time."

    She's told me that I should accept her the way she is and even suggested that I buy a clown costume to dress with her so I don't feel as embarrassed. What should I do? Will this end badly or should I cave in and start dressing like a clown? I am conflicted because I absolutely love this girl and if this wasn't an issue, I'd marry her. Help!


    That's a clown question bro!

    But seriously stop treating her like a mime, man up and buy a frickin costume put that ish on! i am thinking a cross between an Officer and a Gentleman and Krusty the Clown off the Simpsons.
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,129 Member
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    Sometimes you just have to bang a clown, man. We've all been there.
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
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  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
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    Is her name Clara Bell?
    Does she smell funny?
    Has she asked what your shoe size was yet?
    Does she insist on riding a unicycle because a bicycle is two-tired?
  • geekyjock76
    geekyjock76 Posts: 2,720 Member
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    Looks like the consensus says I ought to join her. Guess I'll have a new wardrobe soon. Pics coming.
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
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    That's a clown question bro!

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    go nats ;)
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,324 Member
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  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,275 Member
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    So you're who my mom is dating now?!







    My mom is a professional clown. Seriously.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,291 Member
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    Don't pass up an opportunity like this, you can turn your bedroom into Barnum & Bailey bro!!!
    Dit dit dah da da dah dit dit daaaaahdaaaa
    *honks horn*
    \m/
  • britttttx3
    britttttx3 Posts: 458
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    that pic of that clown girl up there is terrifying ahmagad
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,129 Member
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    So you're who my mom is dating now?!







    My mom is a professional clown. Seriously.

    I never want to go to your mom's house. Ever.
  • craigmandu
    craigmandu Posts: 976 Member
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    This would be awesome...I'd get way too much into that!

    I'd even insist that our sex was in costume! Embrace the crazy....that's my kind of woman!

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