I'm Dating a Clown: Relationship Advice

geekyjock76
geekyjock76 Posts: 2,720 Member
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I am dating this amazing, gorgeous girl who happens to be a professional clown. When we first began dating, she'd change after work and wear "normal" clothing. She's extremely fit and attractive, which doesn't show when she's wearing her clown outfit, naturally.

Recently, however, she rarely changes out of her clown outfit - even when we go on dates. The day she met my parents for the first time, she arrived wearing her clown costume since she "just got off work and was in a rush to make it in time."

She's told me that I should accept her the way she is and even suggested that I buy a clown costume to dress with her so I don't feel as embarrassed. What should I do? Will this end badly or should I cave in and start dressing like a clown? I am conflicted because I absolutely love this girl and if this wasn't an issue, I'd marry her. Help!
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  • Illona88
    Illona88 Posts: 903 Member
    May I introduce you to your new look?


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  • BflSaberfan
    BflSaberfan Posts: 1,272
    You should do it and then post pics.
  • britttttx3
    britttttx3 Posts: 458
    LOL, I'd say give it a go XD
  • MelMoly
    MelMoly Posts: 1,303 Member
    Amazing! Suit up! Bahahahahahahahahaha
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
    Cannot WAIT to see a clown bride!!!
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    be a sport and clown it up with her, but definitely post pics!
  • fit4lifeUcan2
    fit4lifeUcan2 Posts: 1,458 Member
    does she juggle balls? If she asked to juggle yours I think that would be the deal breaker ...or ball breaker :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    clown how? Like this?

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    Just accept her for who she is and stop complaining.
  • Bankman1989
    Bankman1989 Posts: 1,116 Member
    I am dating this amazing, gorgeous girl who happens to be a professional clown. When we first began dating, she'd change after work and wear "normal" clothing. She's extremely fit and attractive, which doesn't show when she's wearing her clown outfit, naturally.

    Recently, however, she rarely changes out of her clown outfit - even when we go on dates. The day she met my parents for the first time, she arrived wearing her clown costume since she "just got off work and was in a rush to make it in time."

    She's told me that I should accept her the way she is and even suggested that I buy a clown costume to dress with her so I don't feel as embarrassed. What should I do? Will this end badly or should I cave in and start dressing like a clown? I am conflicted because I absolutely love this girl and if this wasn't an issue, I'd marry her. Help!


    That's a clown question bro!

    But seriously stop treating her like a mime, man up and buy a frickin costume put that ish on! i am thinking a cross between an Officer and a Gentleman and Krusty the Clown off the Simpsons.
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    Sometimes you just have to bang a clown, man. We've all been there.
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
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  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
    Is her name Clara Bell?
    Does she smell funny?
    Has she asked what your shoe size was yet?
    Does she insist on riding a unicycle because a bicycle is two-tired?
  • geekyjock76
    geekyjock76 Posts: 2,720 Member
    Looks like the consensus says I ought to join her. Guess I'll have a new wardrobe soon. Pics coming.
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    That's a clown question bro!

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    go nats ;)
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
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  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,275 Member
    So you're who my mom is dating now?!







    My mom is a professional clown. Seriously.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    Don't pass up an opportunity like this, you can turn your bedroom into Barnum & Bailey bro!!!
    Dit dit dah da da dah dit dit daaaaahdaaaa
    *honks horn*
    \m/
  • britttttx3
    britttttx3 Posts: 458
    that pic of that clown girl up there is terrifying ahmagad
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    So you're who my mom is dating now?!







    My mom is a professional clown. Seriously.

    I never want to go to your mom's house. Ever.
  • craigmandu
    craigmandu Posts: 976 Member
    This would be awesome...I'd get way too much into that!

    I'd even insist that our sex was in costume! Embrace the crazy....that's my kind of woman!
  • nightengale7
    nightengale7 Posts: 563 Member
    Don't pass up an opportunity like this, you can turn your bedroom into Barnum & Bailey bro!!!
    Dit dit dah da da dah dit dit daaaaahdaaaa
    *honks horn*
    \m/

    I just almost choked on my own spit I laughed so hard at that :laugh: :drinker:
  • Hellbent_Heidi
    Hellbent_Heidi Posts: 3,669 Member
    You should marry her, and and then someday...

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  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    So you're who my mom is dating now?!







    My mom is a professional clown. Seriously.

    I never want to go to your mom's house. Ever.
    I absolutely would......that would be awesome \m/
  • 5ftnFun
    5ftnFun Posts: 948 Member
    Makes me remember the episode of "Golden Girls" when Dorothy was dating a clown (played by D*ck Van *kitten*).

    ETA: lol...didn't realize that the name would be censored....lol.
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
    This doesn't sound like a made up story at all.
  • magistra12
    magistra12 Posts: 22
    I was a professional clown for a month. Worst. Job. Ever. Don't go to the dark side, man.
  • nightengale7
    nightengale7 Posts: 563 Member
    On a more serious note, I am terrified of actual clowns. Ever since I watched that one movie...
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    AGH! Seriously, even looking at the friggin picture is enough to make my skin crawl!
    *runs to hide in the closet*
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    Yuck. Clowns are creepy!
  • geekyjock76
    geekyjock76 Posts: 2,720 Member
    does she juggle balls? If she asked to juggle yours I think that would be the deal breaker ...or ball breaker :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    Why yes, she does. She is also an accomplished sword-swallower.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    per Binary.....

    Just remember if she squirts in the eye with her flower...quid pro quo \m/

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