I'm Dating a Clown: Relationship Advice
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Bro! Was that you guys I saw the other day getting freaky in public?
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As a professional balloon sculptor, I DESPISE clowns. They can't sculpt and think they are sooooo funny. Seriously, they make me want to hit something.0
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Bro! Was that you guys I saw the other day getting freaky in public?0
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So you're who my mom is dating now?!
My mom is a professional clown. Seriously.0 -
I t comes down to you either date the clown, or punch the clown.0
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i can't unsee that.0 -
Clowns are freaking scary! RUN AWAY!!!
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per Binary.....
Just remember if she squirts in the eye with her flower...quid pro quo \m/
bwahahahahah!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Do it and marry her...
Oh...Do you have any advice on getting clown make-up off my jeans?
What do you use??0 -
I'm Dating Cliff : Relationship Advice0
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Looks like the consensus says I ought to join her. Guess I'll have a new wardrobe soon. Pics coming.
Sweet!0 -
This made me pee a little.0
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Just break up
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Dont be a douch you cant like her that much if you feel ashamed0
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hahaha, this is a sweet fake op.
I bet the clown sex is the craziest.0 -
I can't tell if you're serious or not but if so:
While I think you should be confident enough to be fine with her work attire (get-up), it's not appropriate for many situations (i.e. meeting your parents). There's nothing wrong with being a clown, or a waitress, or a stripper, or whatever you are/want to be, but that doesn't mean you wear Shenanigans suspenders and flair, or nipple tassles, or clown hair/makeup/shoes out to dinner.0 -
Can't sleep, clowns will eat me. Wait...what!0
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I married a clown. He actually became a clown well after we were married. It doesn't get any better. There are always traces of white makeup in his ears. He is always trying to be funny, and it's not. He has been to many bbq's and holiday meals in full clown. I don't think it bugs anyone else as much as it bugs me. But...I love him more than life itself so I deal with it. I hope your girl is worth it!0
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Don't pass up an opportunity like this, you can turn your bedroom into Barnum & Bailey bro!!!
Dit dit dah da da dah dit dit daaaaahdaaaa
*honks horn*
\m/
And the best comment award goes tooooo....0
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