When a guy asks if size matters, what do you automatically assume?

530roman
530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
Could I be asking because I'm genuinely concerned for a below-average friend and his ability to please women (or men)?

or

Is it more likely that my own size leads me to ask a public forum about whether or not it truly matter?
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  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    I'm only here for moral support since the OP is my friend here.
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    530roman wrote: »
    Could I be asking because I'm genuinely concerned for a below-average friend and his ability to please women (or men)?

    or

    Is it more likely that my own size leads me to ask a public forum about whether or not it truly matter?

    I've seen and read both. it makes me assume that he's as small as you.


  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    530roman wrote: »
    Could I be asking because I'm genuinely concerned for a below-average friend and his ability to please women (or men)?

    or

    Is it more likely that my own size leads me to ask a public forum about whether or not it truly matter?

    I've seen and read both. it makes me assume that he's as small as you.


    HA! Now I know you're lying because you wouldn't have seen mine (it's a nega-peen)
  • nowweseeyou
    nowweseeyou Posts: 1,235 Member
    That he has a penis as big as Ron Jeremy's.. Because, obviousness.

    Only, I'm totally lying. He has a small penis & is trying to compensate by starting thread so he can FR women who say it doesn't matter and PM them pictures of his hide-a-peepee.

    "His hide-a-peepee"

    1,000 points
  • AmberStarr_87
    AmberStarr_87 Posts: 1,291 Member
    I'll go get the popcorn.
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    530roman wrote: »
    530roman wrote: »
    Could I be asking because I'm genuinely concerned for a below-average friend and his ability to please women (or men)?

    or

    Is it more likely that my own size leads me to ask a public forum about whether or not it truly matter?

    I've seen and read both. it makes me assume that he's as small as you.


    HA! Now I know you're lying because you wouldn't have seen mine (it's a nega-peen)

    Don't even pretend. I saved that *kitten*.. it's ok, it's still cute, I promise. <3
  • guitarrckr
    guitarrckr Posts: 1,717 Member
    ill grab the sodas !
  • AmberStarr_87
    AmberStarr_87 Posts: 1,291 Member
    edited March 2015
    530roman wrote: »
    530roman wrote: »
    Could I be asking because I'm genuinely concerned for a below-average friend and his ability to please women (or men)?

    or

    Is it more likely that my own size leads me to ask a public forum about whether or not it truly matter?

    I've seen and read both. it makes me assume that he's as small as you.


    HA! Now I know you're lying because you wouldn't have seen mine (it's a nega-peen)

    Don't even pretend. I saved that *kitten*.. it's ok, it's still cute, I promise. <3

    And you told me you don't do noodz.. Lies. So many lies! :disappointed:
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    530roman wrote: »
    530roman wrote: »
    Could I be asking because I'm genuinely concerned for a below-average friend and his ability to please women (or men)?

    or

    Is it more likely that my own size leads me to ask a public forum about whether or not it truly matter?

    I've seen and read both. it makes me assume that he's as small as you.


    HA! Now I know you're lying because you wouldn't have seen mine (it's a nega-peen)

    Don't even pretend. I saved that *kitten*.. it's ok, it's still cute, I promise. <3

    Well don't leave everybody wondering! Show it.
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    I'll go get the popcorn.
    530roman wrote: »
    530roman wrote: »
    Could I be asking because I'm genuinely concerned for a below-average friend and his ability to please women (or men)?

    or

    Is it more likely that my own size leads me to ask a public forum about whether or not it truly matter?

    I've seen and read both. it makes me assume that he's as small as you.


    HA! Now I know you're lying because you wouldn't have seen mine (it's a nega-peen)

    Don't even pretend. I saved that *kitten*.. it's ok, it's still cute, I promise. <3

    And you told me you don't do noodz.. Lies. So many lies! :disappointed:

    Oh, I'll send you my noodz. no sad face!
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    530roman wrote: »
    530roman wrote: »
    530roman wrote: »
    Could I be asking because I'm genuinely concerned for a below-average friend and his ability to please women (or men)?

    or

    Is it more likely that my own size leads me to ask a public forum about whether or not it truly matter?

    I've seen and read both. it makes me assume that he's as small as you.


    HA! Now I know you're lying because you wouldn't have seen mine (it's a nega-peen)

    Don't even pretend. I saved that *kitten*.. it's ok, it's still cute, I promise. <3

    Well don't leave everybody wondering! Show it.

    I can't. I was warned for my titty picture already remember.
  • AmberStarr_87
    AmberStarr_87 Posts: 1,291 Member
    I'll go get the popcorn.
    530roman wrote: »
    530roman wrote: »
    Could I be asking because I'm genuinely concerned for a below-average friend and his ability to please women (or men)?

    or

    Is it more likely that my own size leads me to ask a public forum about whether or not it truly matter?

    I've seen and read both. it makes me assume that he's as small as you.


    HA! Now I know you're lying because you wouldn't have seen mine (it's a nega-peen)

    Don't even pretend. I saved that *kitten*.. it's ok, it's still cute, I promise. <3

    And you told me you don't do noodz.. Lies. So many lies! :disappointed:

    Oh, I'll send you my noodz. no sad face!

    I will impatiently await their arrival!
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    :lol:
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Yeah pretty sure he knows he is small, but wants people to make him feel better by saying it doesn't matter.
  • justinegibbons
    justinegibbons Posts: 918 Member
    You're such a trouble maker @530roman‌ !!! Lol!

    But to answer your question, it COULD be genuine curiosity.. But based on the fact that when he didn't like responses, he got nasty I assume he's worried about his micro peen
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    I can say it again. Why does this question come up pass teenager years?
  • AmberStarr_87
    AmberStarr_87 Posts: 1,291 Member
    yopeeps025 wrote: »
    I can say it again. Why does this question come up pass teenager years?

    Because. Penis.
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    yopeeps025 wrote: »
    I can say it again. Why does this question come up pass teenager years?

    I wasn't asking the question, I was asking a question about the question. It probably comes up after teenage years because you're still being given the benefit of the doubt prior to that? I don't know. I'm no expert on size questions.
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    530roman wrote: »
    yopeeps025 wrote: »
    I can say it again. Why does this question come up pass teenager years?

    I wasn't asking the question, I was asking a question about the question. It probably comes up after teenage years because you're still being given the benefit of the doubt prior to that? I don't know. I'm no expert on size questions.

    I have to agree with you i'm not expert on size questions either. Some women and men would have a better idea. If that guy in reference to the other thread is your friend. Man I feel sorry.
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    yopeeps025 wrote: »
    530roman wrote: »
    yopeeps025 wrote: »
    I can say it again. Why does this question come up pass teenager years?

    I wasn't asking the question, I was asking a question about the question. It probably comes up after teenage years because you're still being given the benefit of the doubt prior to that? I don't know. I'm no expert on size questions.

    I have to agree with you i'm not expert on size questions either. Some women and men would have a better idea. If that guy in reference to the other thread is your friend. Man I feel sorry.

    Quite the contrary, I'm pretty sure he hates everybody and doesn't have friends. That's just a guess though.
  • AmberStarr_87
    AmberStarr_87 Posts: 1,291 Member
    530roman wrote: »
    yopeeps025 wrote: »
    530roman wrote: »
    yopeeps025 wrote: »
    I can say it again. Why does this question come up pass teenager years?

    I wasn't asking the question, I was asking a question about the question. It probably comes up after teenage years because you're still being given the benefit of the doubt prior to that? I don't know. I'm no expert on size questions.

    I have to agree with you i'm not expert on size questions either. Some women and men would have a better idea. If that guy in reference to the other thread is your friend. Man I feel sorry.

    Quite the contrary, I'm pretty sure he hates everybody and doesn't have friends. That's just a guess though.

    I like him..
  • justinegibbons
    justinegibbons Posts: 918 Member


    I like him.. [/quote]

    Lmfao
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    530roman wrote: »
    Could I be asking because I'm genuinely concerned for a below-average friend and his ability to please women (or men)?

    or

    Is it more likely that my own size leads me to ask a public forum about whether or not it truly matter?

    I was so sad to see the original post. It was the saddest post I've ever seen. : ( if you have to ask....hmmmmm. I hope it dies or is moderator incinerated. This mock post, however, I'm into. And so as you know: this post is a perfect fit. Totally pleasurable. But, you should not HAVE to ask if this post is the right size or length. You should be able to just tell. From user reaction.

  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    Who is the flag-happy *kitten* that keeps flagging my *kitten*?! You ain't doin nothin but helpin my street-cred... idiots.
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    530roman wrote: »
    Who is the flag-happy *kitten* that keeps flagging my *kitten*?! You ain't doin nothin but helpin my street-cred... idiots.

    Lol that's hilarious
  • XxQueenMxX
    XxQueenMxX Posts: 683 Member
    I guess just to see if a woman is satisfied. At least that's what I thought when my fiance asked or when we talk about stuff like that.
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    That he has a penis as big as Ron Jeremy's.. Because, obviousness.

    Only, I'm totally lying. He has a small penis & is trying to compensate by starting thread so he can FR women who say it doesn't matter and PM them pictures of his hide-a-peepee.

    *gigglesnort*
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  • landfish
    landfish Posts: 255 Member
    This is the man equivalent of a woman asking if she's fat.

    If a dude is hung like a stud hamster, knows it, and asks the question, then all involved know the answer.
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    "stud hamster".... HA! Will you be my new best friend?
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