Corny pick up lines

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ErinJay18
ErinJay18 Posts: 30 Member
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What pick up line would you use on the above poster? (assuming pick up lines still work haha)
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  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    edited March 2015
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    Do you come here often?
    No.
    Wanna come back to mine? You'll come often there.
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
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    you're so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract :p
  • Kyronski
    Kyronski Posts: 97 Member
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    Do you work at subway? Because you're giving me a footlong aha
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
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    pechepanda wrote: »
    you're so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract :p

    I work in dental, God I love you!
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
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    MrsBooBear wrote: »
    pechepanda wrote: »
    you're so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract :p

    I work in dental, God I love you!
    awe yay!!!! it actually worked ^_^
    its the only non psych related pick up line i know...

  • augold86
    augold86 Posts: 587 Member
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    Are you made of copper and terillium because you are CuTe!
  • Kyronski
    Kyronski Posts: 97 Member
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    Are you a thief? Because you just stolr my heart !
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
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    pechepanda wrote: »
    MrsBooBear wrote: »
    pechepanda wrote: »
    you're so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract :p

    I work in dental, God I love you!
    awe yay!!!! it actually worked ^_^
    its the only non psych related pick up line i know...

    Just for you:

    Roses are red. Violets are blue.If you were a null hypothesis, I'd fail to reject you!
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
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    MrsBooBear wrote: »
    pechepanda wrote: »
    MrsBooBear wrote: »
    pechepanda wrote: »
    you're so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract :p

    I work in dental, God I love you!
    awe yay!!!! it actually worked ^_^
    its the only non psych related pick up line i know...

    Just for you:

    Roses are red. Violets are blue.If you were a null hypothesis, I'd fail to reject you!
    I love you!!!!! <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
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    :blush::heart:
  • WahachankaKicin
    WahachankaKicin Posts: 101
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    Baby I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.
  • COLTMUSCLE97
    COLTMUSCLE97 Posts: 224 Member
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    You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday :D
  • vfit10
    vfit10 Posts: 228 Member
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    Oh hell naaa lol
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
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    Does this smell like cloroform?
  • bulk_n_cut
    bulk_n_cut Posts: 389 Member
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    MrsBooBear wrote: »
    pechepanda wrote: »
    you're so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract :p

    I work in dental, God I love you!

    can i watch you masticate?

    hey girl, is your name google? cause you've got everything I'm searching for
  • HumboldtFred
    HumboldtFred Posts: 159 Member
    edited March 2015
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    I would call heaven and ask them if they are missing an angel..........but I'm kinda hoping you're a slut.......
  • augold86
    augold86 Posts: 587 Member
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    Do you like strawberries or blueberries better? I just wanted to know what to put in your pancakes tomorrow morning.
  • bulk_n_cut
    bulk_n_cut Posts: 389 Member
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    how do you like your eggs in the morning?
    fertilized?
  • augold86
    augold86 Posts: 587 Member
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    :):D:p:# that one really had me lol. Kudos
  • seepersaud
    seepersaud Posts: 5,759 Member
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    Can I come over for dinner? You won't have to worry about washing up dishes afterward. I'll just eat the food off of you.

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