Corny pick up lines

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  • davesgalforever
    davesgalforever Posts: 220 Member
    chimptron wrote: »
    Does this smell like cloroform?

    This is my favorite! :D
  • shifterbrainz
    shifterbrainz Posts: 245 Member
    Do you speak Hawaiian? cuz your eyes are sayin' "kumonahwannalaya!" :devil:
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  • KrysKiss87
    KrysKiss87 Posts: 124 Member
    edited March 2015
    Would you like Gin and Platonic or do you prefer Scotch and Sofa?

    I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

    Can I read your t-shirt in braille?



    And my favorite two responses to the “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven” classic.

    No, but it hurt when I drunkenly fell down the side of a steep cliff several years ago and rolled into the river.

    No, but It looks like you tore up your face when you crawled out of hell.
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
    Here is another classic: That dress looks good on you, and it would look really good on the floor of my bedroom!
  • Northernlight03
    Northernlight03 Posts: 1,980 Member
    I have a good chat up line for a man........he asks the girl "what does a man with a 9inch penis have for breakfast? She replays ' I don't know,what?' He replies 'I had 2 boiled eggs and toast'
  • chelsy0587
    chelsy0587 Posts: 441 Member
    Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind...
  • JessMoTX
    JessMoTX Posts: 74
    drod9996 wrote: »
    You smell like trash, can I take you out?
    That is the worst.
  • seepersaud
    seepersaud Posts: 5,759 Member
    JessMoTX wrote: »
    That outfit looks becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming too. ;)

    Love that!
  • JSurita2
    JSurita2 Posts: 1,304 Member
    JessMoTX wrote: »
    drod9996 wrote: »
    You smell like trash, can I take you out?
    That is the worst.

    Agreed....who would say that and call it a pick up line...really.
  • JSurita2
    JSurita2 Posts: 1,304 Member
    mistere627 wrote: »
    Bend over.

    This one is pretty bad too. There are some corny lines and there are some bad ones. This one is BAD.
  • JessMoTX
    JessMoTX Posts: 74
    JSurita2 wrote: »
    JessMoTX wrote: »
    drod9996 wrote: »
    You smell like trash, can I take you out?
    That is the worst.

    Agreed....who would say that and call it a pick up line...really.
    Telling anyone they smell like trash deserves a smack in the mouth, not a date.
  • iamlynn74
    iamlynn74 Posts: 502 Member
    edited March 2015
    Got this not long ago

    Her: Oh nice ring, are you married?
    Me: Yes I am.
    Her: Happily?
    Me: .......

    In my head I thinking why even ask the first question....
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
    This has worked. a friend told me...
    Miss, can I give you a lift? My jaguar is just around the corner.
  • Emmafiremama28
    Emmafiremama28 Posts: 650 Member
    :::::Checks his shirt tag :::::
    Says , " just what I thought made in heaven "
  • augold86
    augold86 Posts: 587 Member
    edited April 2015
    I'm new on town can you direct me to your place?
  • Emmafiremama28
    Emmafiremama28 Posts: 650 Member
    Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
  • Emmafiremama28
    Emmafiremama28 Posts: 650 Member
    Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
  • andympanda
    andympanda Posts: 763 Member
    do you believe in love on fist sight, or should i walk by again?
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
    firemama28 wrote: »
    Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

    Uh, I'm not writing this down or anything...
    Move on to the next post please.
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
    No one I know uses pick up lines LOL but I guess the generic: I must be in heaven cause you're an angel.
  • augold86
    augold86 Posts: 587 Member
    firemama28 wrote: »
    Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

    Aww @firemama28 <3
    @BlackScorpio91 is that a banana in your pants.... Lol
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
    augold86 wrote: »
    firemama28 wrote: »
    Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

    Aww @firemama28 <3
    @BlackScorpio91 is that a banana in your pants.... Lol

    LMFAO...see you're better at pickup lines than I am.....:P
  • augold86
    augold86 Posts: 587 Member
    BlackScorpio91 wrote: »
    augold86 wrote: »
    firemama28 wrote: »
    Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

    Aww @firemama28 <3
    @BlackScorpio91 is that a banana in your pants.... Lol

    LMFAO...see you're better at pickup lines than I am.....:P

    Like a female really needs to use a pick up line
  • COLTMUSCLE97
    COLTMUSCLE97 Posts: 224 Member
    “Excuse me, but do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
  • PearlAng
    PearlAng Posts: 681 Member
    Are you a beaver?
    'Cause...dam
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
    augold86 wrote: »
    BlackScorpio91 wrote: »
    augold86 wrote: »
    firemama28 wrote: »
    Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

    Aww @firemama28 <3
    @BlackScorpio91 is that a banana in your pants.... Lol

    LMFAO...see you're better at pickup lines than I am.....:P

    Like a female really needs to use a pick up line

    It was a joke lol
  • augold86
    augold86 Posts: 587 Member
    Do you have a bandaid, i skinned my knee when i fell for you
  • ScorpioJack_91
    ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member
    augold86 wrote: »
    Do you have a bandaid, i skinned my knee when i fell for you

    I actually got nothing else lol....I don't use pick up lines so idk what else to say xDDDD.
  • JayStu
    JayStu Posts: 332 Member
    I had a friend try this one and get slapped

    You are like a prize winning fish, I don't know whether to eat you or mount you
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