Corny pick up lines

ErinJay18
ErinJay18 Posts: 30 Member
edited November 15 in Chit-Chat
What pick up line would you use on the above poster? (assuming pick up lines still work haha)
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  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    edited March 2015
    Do you come here often?
    No.
    Wanna come back to mine? You'll come often there.
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    you're so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract :p
  • Kyronski
    Kyronski Posts: 97 Member
    Do you work at subway? Because you're giving me a footlong aha
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    pechepanda wrote: »
    you're so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract :p

    I work in dental, God I love you!
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    MrsBooBear wrote: »
    pechepanda wrote: »
    you're so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract :p

    I work in dental, God I love you!
    awe yay!!!! it actually worked ^_^
    its the only non psych related pick up line i know...

  • augold86
    augold86 Posts: 587 Member
    Are you made of copper and terillium because you are CuTe!
  • Kyronski
    Kyronski Posts: 97 Member
    Are you a thief? Because you just stolr my heart !
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    pechepanda wrote: »
    MrsBooBear wrote: »
    pechepanda wrote: »
    you're so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract :p

    I work in dental, God I love you!
    awe yay!!!! it actually worked ^_^
    its the only non psych related pick up line i know...

    Just for you:

    Roses are red. Violets are blue.If you were a null hypothesis, I'd fail to reject you!
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    MrsBooBear wrote: »
    pechepanda wrote: »
    MrsBooBear wrote: »
    pechepanda wrote: »
    you're so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract :p

    I work in dental, God I love you!
    awe yay!!!! it actually worked ^_^
    its the only non psych related pick up line i know...

    Just for you:

    Roses are red. Violets are blue.If you were a null hypothesis, I'd fail to reject you!
    I love you!!!!! <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    :blush::heart:
  • WahachankaKicin
    WahachankaKicin Posts: 101
    Baby I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.
  • COLTMUSCLE97
    COLTMUSCLE97 Posts: 224 Member
    You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday :D
  • vfit10
    vfit10 Posts: 228 Member
    Oh hell naaa lol
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
    Does this smell like cloroform?
  • bulk_n_cut
    bulk_n_cut Posts: 389 Member
    MrsBooBear wrote: »
    pechepanda wrote: »
    you're so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract :p

    I work in dental, God I love you!

    can i watch you masticate?

    hey girl, is your name google? cause you've got everything I'm searching for
  • HumboldtFred
    HumboldtFred Posts: 159 Member
    edited March 2015
    I would call heaven and ask them if they are missing an angel..........but I'm kinda hoping you're a slut.......
  • augold86
    augold86 Posts: 587 Member
    Do you like strawberries or blueberries better? I just wanted to know what to put in your pancakes tomorrow morning.
  • bulk_n_cut
    bulk_n_cut Posts: 389 Member
    how do you like your eggs in the morning?
    fertilized?
  • augold86
    augold86 Posts: 587 Member
    :):D:p:# that one really had me lol. Kudos
  • seepersaud
    seepersaud Posts: 5,759 Member
    Can I come over for dinner? You won't have to worry about washing up dishes afterward. I'll just eat the food off of you.
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    Are you a compound of Beryllium and Barium? Because you're a total BaBe.
  • augold86
    augold86 Posts: 587 Member
    pechepanda wrote: »
    Are you a compound of Beryllium and Barium? Because you're a total BaBe.

    I <3 that you used a chemistry pick up line, maybe we can have some chemistry as well. ;-) lol, sorry had to...
  • sofakingstevens
    sofakingstevens Posts: 201 Member
    Do you have a mirror in your pants?

    Because I can see myself in them..
  • Carl117
    Carl117 Posts: 10 Member
    How much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice!
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze areound your axon and give you a fast action potential.
  • Tzinn1992
    Tzinn1992 Posts: 310 Member
    There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want one more;)
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
    MrsBooBear wrote: »
    Do you come here often?
    No.
    Wanna come back to mine? You'll come often there.

    This one is awesome and it reminds me of the pickup line to the waitress when asked, "When do you get off?" And the Waitress replied, "Every time!"
  • mistere627
    mistere627 Posts: 35 Member
    Bend over.
  • JessMoTX
    JessMoTX Posts: 74
    That outfit looks becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming too. ;)
  • D9996
    D9996 Posts: 367 Member
    You smell like trash, can I take you out?
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