Which would you rather have ... Sex or Food

devil_in_a_blue_dress

myfelinepal wrote: »

itsfuntobenormal wrote: »

Food. Because it's essential to life. Sex? Not really.

Call me pragmatic.

Hmm...sex is not essential to life...

THE END IS NIGH!

I have my trusted rabbit.

devil_in_a_blue_dress

Cranquistador wrote: »

itsfuntobenormal wrote: »

Cranquistador wrote: »

:yawn:

You bored? I'll make waffles and coffee.

Only if you feed me.

IN

Cranquistador

itsfuntobenormal wrote: »

asflatasapancake wrote: »

Horngry = horny and hungry at the same time.

I am so glad you here so I didn't have to urban dictionary it.

What's urban dictionary?

floridagirl7264

Here's a thought ... Slather all kinds of yummy things like peanut butter, whipped cream, etc., at strategic points on your partner(s) body. Dilemma solved!

kinkyslinky16

BFDeal wrote: »

I think this question is the specific reason bananas exist.

Best answer ever

floridagirl7264

I really needed a good laugh today. Thanks everybody!

ew_david

floridagirl7264 wrote: »

Here's a thought ... Slather all kinds of yummy things like peanut butter, whipped cream, etc., at strategic points on your partner(s) body. Dilemma solved!

New dilemma: yeast infection.

Spnneil06

sex

floridagirl7264

_dracarys_ wrote: »

floridagirl7264 wrote: »

Here's a thought ... Slather all kinds of yummy things like peanut butter, whipped cream, etc., at strategic points on your partner(s) body. Dilemma solved!

New dilemma: yeast infection.

eewwweee! That blows that idea <snicker>

Cranquistador

asflatasapancake wrote: »

Cranquistador wrote: »

itsfuntobenormal wrote: »

asflatasapancake wrote: »

Horngry = horny and hungry at the same time.

I am so glad you here so I didn't have to urban dictionary it.

What's urban dictionary?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/

Or were you being facetious?

What's facetious?

CherokeeBabe

Ya can't push-n-pull if you aint got the Fuel.

floridagirl7264

Cranquistador wrote: »

asflatasapancake wrote: »

Cranquistador wrote: »

itsfuntobenormal wrote: »

asflatasapancake wrote: »

Horngry = horny and hungry at the same time.

I am so glad you here so I didn't have to urban dictionary it.

What's urban dictionary?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/

Or were you being facetious?

What's facetious?

The first time I heard that word I looked it up. I told him to just say "smart *kitten*". Much easier to pronounce.

La_Malfaisante_

Depends on what kind of sex and what kind of food.

floridagirl7264

Damn ... Can't even say *kitten*.

floridagirl7264

azz .... Does that one work?

floridagirl7264

And we have a winner! azz it is!

1brokegal44

Is this a trick question?

devil_in_a_blue_dress

_dracarys_ wrote: »

floridagirl7264 wrote: »

Here's a thought ... Slather all kinds of yummy things like peanut butter, whipped cream, etc., at strategic points on your partner(s) body. Dilemma solved!

New dilemma: yeast infection.

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