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If you and the person above survived a zombie outbreak

Mariahfling92
Mariahfling92 Posts: 58
edited January 26 in Chit-Chat
If you and the person above were the only two humans left on earth and had to fight off zombies
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  • bonelessskinless
    bonelessskinless Posts: 147
    i'd do him
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
    Two dudes aren't going to repopulate the planet. :laugh: But we'd kick as much *kitten* as possible and go out in a blaze of glory.
  • JustCallMe_Tanya_Eh
    JustCallMe_Tanya_Eh Posts: 954 Member
    I'm here to repopulate lol
  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
    lets get started lol
  • SonnyDelite99
    SonnyDelite99 Posts: 189
    Haha hmmm we will need weapons,lots
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    wonder if zombies log their food.
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    make babies.
  • JustCallMe_Tanya_Eh
    JustCallMe_Tanya_Eh Posts: 954 Member
    make babies.

    Fondle boobies
  • AlteredSkates
    AlteredSkates Posts: 123 Member
    Ok but we will have to go find a sperm donation center somewhere
  • SonnyDelite99
    SonnyDelite99 Posts: 189
    I take the collection of knives
  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
    Ok but we will have to go find a sperm donation center somewhere
    here I am...and Sonny I got the knives and the boom stick.
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    Ok but we will have to go find a sperm donation center somewhere
    here I am...and Sonny I got the knives and the boom stick.

    Yeah, we are safe now! Tanya...lets get to making babies.
  • JustCallMe_Tanya_Eh
    JustCallMe_Tanya_Eh Posts: 954 Member
    Ok but we will have to go find a sperm donation center somewhere
    here I am...and Sonny I got the knives and the boom stick.

    Yeah, we are safe now! Tanya...lets get to making babies.

    I'm ready...
  • SonnyDelite99
    SonnyDelite99 Posts: 189
    Okay Ophidion but I need the sniper rifle,I'll get the roof for a lookout okay
  • SonnyDelite99
    SonnyDelite99 Posts: 189
    You girls keep the children hiding.And try to see if you can look for some food we have your backs
  • weevil66
    weevil66 Posts: 600 Member
    I can't help repopulate or make sandwiches but I am sure I can do something useful like swing a cricket bat.
  • nikilis
    nikilis Posts: 2,305 Member
    I can't help repopulate or make sandwiches but I am sure I can do something useful like swing a cricket bat.

    ill bake you in a pie.
  • Sqeekyjojo
    Sqeekyjojo Posts: 704 Member
    You get on with the baking and I'll go out with my katana and make some Zom head decorations for the front gate.
  • prettynotpretty
    prettynotpretty Posts: 193
    we'd become bffs and kick *kitten*.
  • nikilis
    nikilis Posts: 2,305 Member
    hahahha. i forgot what i was going to say.
  • SonnyDelite99
    SonnyDelite99 Posts: 189
    Okay everyone get in your positions
  • 122ish
    122ish Posts: 339 Member
    Did u remember to pack snacks?
  • SonnyDelite99
    SonnyDelite99 Posts: 189
    Yes I did beef jerkey,some chips,and pastrami sandwiches
  • pixtotts
    pixtotts Posts: 552 Member
    I have a tendency to shoot anything that moves especially my own team mates because they have a habit of moving near me... (uh in computer games/ paintballing I don't just walk around shooting everthing on a daily basis...)

    so I apologise for shooting you ...sorry
    x
  • SonnyDelite99
    SonnyDelite99 Posts: 189
    Whatever is necessary,just don't get bitten at all.
  • CharlotteTheCoffeeLover
    CharlotteTheCoffeeLover Posts: 1,205 Member
    Remember the rules(zombieland)... And yes do what ever necessary to survive
  • imondrugz
    imondrugz Posts: 154
    Repopulate the planet lol ?
  • Mariahfling92
    Mariahfling92 Posts: 58
    But I'm afraid of clowns welp its time to nut up or shut up
  • weevil66
    weevil66 Posts: 600 Member
    I can't help repopulate or make sandwiches but I am sure I can do something useful like swing a cricket bat.

    ill bake you in a pie.


    Awesome! A younger man wants my pie. This old bird still has it going on.

    Oh hang on. He wants to bake me. Like Silence of the Lambs. Maybe not so awesome.
  • kelsierose094
    kelsierose094 Posts: 232 Member
    I won't bake you.. I will teach you to talk and be my loyal companion throughout my very short, but determined attempt at defeating zombies <3
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