If you and the person above survived a zombie outbreak

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  • SonnyDelite99
    SonnyDelite99 Posts: 189
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    Okay everyone get in your positions
  • 122ish
    122ish Posts: 339 Member
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    Did u remember to pack snacks?
  • SonnyDelite99
    SonnyDelite99 Posts: 189
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    Yes I did beef jerkey,some chips,and pastrami sandwiches
  • pixtotts
    pixtotts Posts: 552 Member
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    I have a tendency to shoot anything that moves especially my own team mates because they have a habit of moving near me... (uh in computer games/ paintballing I don't just walk around shooting everthing on a daily basis...)

    so I apologise for shooting you ...sorry
    x
  • SonnyDelite99
    SonnyDelite99 Posts: 189
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    Whatever is necessary,just don't get bitten at all.
  • CharlotteTheCoffeeLover
    CharlotteTheCoffeeLover Posts: 1,205 Member
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    Remember the rules(zombieland)... And yes do what ever necessary to survive
  • imondrugz
    imondrugz Posts: 154
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    Repopulate the planet lol ?
  • Mariahfling92
    Mariahfling92 Posts: 58
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    But I'm afraid of clowns welp its time to nut up or shut up
  • weevil66
    weevil66 Posts: 600 Member
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    I can't help repopulate or make sandwiches but I am sure I can do something useful like swing a cricket bat.

    ill bake you in a pie.


    Awesome! A younger man wants my pie. This old bird still has it going on.

    Oh hang on. He wants to bake me. Like Silence of the Lambs. Maybe not so awesome.
  • kelsierose094
    kelsierose094 Posts: 232 Member
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    I won't bake you.. I will teach you to talk and be my loyal companion throughout my very short, but determined attempt at defeating zombies <3
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
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    I'd break your leg as to distract them away from me. I would live another day.
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
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    I'd kill like 10 zombies, then we'd take her phone and take kick *kitten* photos to post on MFP
  • kelsierose094
    kelsierose094 Posts: 232 Member
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    I'd break your leg as to distract them away from me. I would live another day.

    Warms my heart <3:laugh:
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
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    I'd break your leg as to distract them away from me. I would live another day.

    Warms my heart <3:laugh:

    Nothing personal. :flowerforyou:
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
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    Would eat them.
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
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    Just run faster!
  • GrnEyedGirlie
    GrnEyedGirlie Posts: 164
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    @celticWandere: Hope you brought your running shoes because I doubt we are slaying many zombies! Run, sister, run! :)
  • DorothyR87
    DorothyR87 Posts: 113
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    I would sure hope she could cook (because I sure can't) otherwise I would die and she would have to fight the zombies alone.
  • Britterboo22
    Britterboo22 Posts: 300 Member
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    id be the machete swingin, mini skirt wearing, bad mamajama who assassinates all the zombies haha.
    And I can cook,....We shall SURVIVE because id refuse to sink.
  • tootchute
    tootchute Posts: 392 Member
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    Well Honestly, I would pull a Shane, shoot you in the leg and get away and nothing personal.

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