Teatoxing

tgoetschius
tgoetschius Posts: 26 Member
edited November 2024 in Health and Weight Loss
I've been contemplating ordering Skinny Teatox but I'm still a little unsure if I want to spend the money. Has anyone used this product? Would you recommend it?
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  • Nony_Mouse
    Nony_Mouse Posts: 5,646 Member
    This will doing nothing for you except waste your money. Much better spent on fruit and vegetables (or gelato). Srsly, all this detox/cleanse stuff is snake oil. And generally the detox teas contain laxatives as well. Would you take a handful of laxatives? No? Same thing.
  • Sabine_Stroehm
    Sabine_Stroehm Posts: 19,263 Member
    Stimulant laxatives. Enough said.
  • ana3067
    ana3067 Posts: 5,623 Member
    why.... what... purpose?
  • ncboiler89
    ncboiler89 Posts: 2,408 Member
    Where is that containment thread I demanded? When I demand something I want it!
  • WeddedBliss1992
    WeddedBliss1992 Posts: 414 Member
    tgoetschius wrote: »
    I've been contemplating ordering Skinny Teatox but I'm still a little unsure if I want to spend the money. Has anyone used this product? Would you recommend it?

    sorry but i've not heard of this before. i will google it and see what it is. :smile:
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  • Sabine_Stroehm
    Sabine_Stroehm Posts: 19,263 Member
    flyingtanuki wrote: »
    WeddedBliss1992 wrote: »
    tgoetschius wrote: »
    I've been contemplating ordering Skinny Teatox but I'm still a little unsure if I want to spend the money. Has anyone used this product? Would you recommend it?

    sorry but i've not heard of this before. i will google it and see what it is. :smile:

    Just Google search "scam"

    Or laxatives.
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  • zamphir66
    zamphir66 Posts: 582 Member
    The branding makes it sound like poisonous tea.
  • Alyssa_Is_LosingIt
    Alyssa_Is_LosingIt Posts: 4,696 Member
    No.
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  • Tubbs216
    Tubbs216 Posts: 6,597 Member
    Smooth Move tea will do the same thing for a lot less money.
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  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
    tgoetschius wrote: »
    I've been contemplating ordering Skinny Teatox but I'm still a little unsure if I want to spend the money. Has anyone used this product? Would you recommend it?

    I suggest you do not spend money on that scam. Instead, eat at a calorie deficit and you will lose weight.
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
    Tubbs216 wrote: »
    Smooth Move tea will do the same thing for a lot less money.

    Laxative.
  • ncboiler89
    ncboiler89 Posts: 2,408 Member
    SLLRunner wrote: »
    tgoetschius wrote: »
    I've been contemplating ordering Skinny Teatox but I'm still a little unsure if I want to spend the money. Has anyone used this product? Would you recommend it?

    I suggest you do not spend money on that scam. Instead, eat at a calorie deficit and you will lose weight.

    Screw that. Too much work.
  • Tubbs216
    Tubbs216 Posts: 6,597 Member
    MrM27 wrote: »
    Tubbs216 wrote: »
    Smooth Move tea will do the same thing for a lot less money.

    Tell us more.
    Laxative tea. Can buy it at Walmart.
    So a friend told me.
  • jkal1979
    jkal1979 Posts: 1,896 Member
    Forget the teatox and try this.

    colon_blow.jpg
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  • Tubbs216
    Tubbs216 Posts: 6,597 Member
    I just looked at the website - it costs $39/week!! For tea! But look at what it does... Also, cleanses and detoxifies, and no chemicals, so...
    8cdbvo7vww32.jpg
  • Sabine_Stroehm
    Sabine_Stroehm Posts: 19,263 Member
    Tubbs216 wrote: »
    Smooth Move tea will do the same thing for a lot less money.

    Also a stimulant laxative
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,420 Member
    Would you go to the chemist and buy laxatives to help your weight loss? No, of course not, because that's unhealthy and disordered. This tea is a laxative. Just no.
  • HeySwoleSister
    HeySwoleSister Posts: 1,938 Member
    SLLRunner wrote: »
    Tubbs216 wrote: »
    Smooth Move tea will do the same thing for a lot less money.

    Laxative.

    Yup, Senna tea.

    Also: I can't decide if the name (Smooth Move, that is, not lame-o "Teatox") is genius or horror.
  • ncboiler89
    ncboiler89 Posts: 2,408 Member
    Tubbs216 wrote: »
    I just looked at the website - it costs $39/week!! For tea! But look at what it does... Also, cleanses and detoxifies, and no chemicals, so...
    8cdbvo7vww32.jpg

    You know some of those things it claims to do seem legit.
    Lose weight....crap has weight
    Burn calories...running to the toilet and all that crapping will use energy
    Suppress apatite.....who feels like eating when they have diarrhea

    Sign me up
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    Tubbs216 wrote: »
    I just looked at the website - it costs $39/week!! For tea! But look at what it does... Also, cleanses and detoxifies, and no chemicals, so...
    8cdbvo7vww32.jpg

    i am obviously in the wrong business…

    OP you can buy my NDJTox for 39.00 a month, it is just as effective and I guarantee a five pound weight loss.
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  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    MrM27 wrote: »
    jkal1979 wrote: »
    Forget the teatox and try this.

    colon_blow.jpg

    I'll take 2 bowls of colon blow please. Wait.....what???

    what if you drank teatox AND ate two bowls of colon blow??????

    I think you would literally blow your colon out….
  • Tubbs216
    Tubbs216 Posts: 6,597 Member
    EWJLang wrote: »
    SLLRunner wrote: »
    Tubbs216 wrote: »
    Smooth Move tea will do the same thing for a lot less money.

    Laxative.

    Yup, Senna tea.

    Also: I can't decide if the name (Smooth Move, that is, not lame-o "Teatox") is genius or horror.
    I think it was rebranded. It was just Senna Tea before. I moved pretty jerkily to the bathroom when I drank it, I can tell you that.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    Tubbs216 wrote: »
    EWJLang wrote: »
    SLLRunner wrote: »
    Tubbs216 wrote: »
    Smooth Move tea will do the same thing for a lot less money.

    Laxative.

    Yup, Senna tea.

    Also: I can't decide if the name (Smooth Move, that is, not lame-o "Teatox") is genius or horror.
    I think it was rebranded. It was just Senna Tea before. I moved pretty jerkily to the bathroom when I drank it, I can tell you that.

    I think the "smooth move" is referring to what comes out of you, and not your movements to the bathroom….
  • TiffanyR71
    TiffanyR71 Posts: 217 Member
    If you like the idea of a nice, hot cleansing-type drink, have some hot water or green tea w/ a nice big squeezed hunk of lemon... Just be sure to log the lemon calories... :)
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