If the person above you stalked you everyday

cpez09

I would offer to take you on a date

StacyRenee77

I would ask him to be my personal trainer

sarantonio

I would offer to take you on a date

I would accept only if he wears a penguin suit ( I dunno... )

surfinbird_1981

I would see if she wanted a cup of tea.

StacyRenee77

I would fart and stink her out!!

sarantonio

I would fart and stink her out!!

Give her bean-o

StacyRenee77

I would hide in a tree, because people who use farts as an offensive weapon are not to be trifled with.

Edit: But then I'd be fine with ^ stalking me because of the bean-o.

Haha that's right

sarantonio

I would hide in a tree, because people who use farts as an offensive weapon are not to be trifled with.

Edit: But then I'd be fine with ^ stalking me because of the bean-o.

Haha that's right

I LOL'D so hard

cpez09

I would offer to take you on a date

I would accept only if he wears a penguin suit ( I dunno... )

hahahahaha....a penguin suit????? Deal

StacyRenee77

I would throw jelly donuts at him

sarantonio

I would offer to take you on a date

I would accept only if he wears a penguin suit ( I dunno... )

hahahahaha....a penguin suit????? Deal

I really thought that would thwart your efforts.... I'll go... but we are going ice skating...

cpez09

I would offer to take you on a date

I would accept only if he wears a penguin suit ( I dunno... )

hahahahaha....a penguin suit????? Deal

I really thought that would thwart your efforts.... I'll go... but we are going ice skating...

Thwart them huh? ....Ok ok consider it thwarted.....though I do like a good ice skate

sarantonio

I would offer to take you on a date

I would accept only if he wears a penguin suit ( I dunno... )

hahahahaha....a penguin suit????? Deal

I really thought that would thwart your efforts.... I'll go... but we are going ice skating...

Thwart them huh? ....Ok ok consider it thwarted.....though I do like a good ice skate

Aw.. now I feel bad... I only want to thwart them because I don't go on dates with stalkers....

cpez09

I would offer to take you on a date

I would accept only if he wears a penguin suit ( I dunno... )

hahahahaha....a penguin suit????? Deal

I really thought that would thwart your efforts.... I'll go... but we are going ice skating...

Thwart them huh? ....Ok ok consider it thwarted.....though I do like a good ice skate

Aw.. now I feel bad... I only want to thwart them because I don't go on dates with stalkers....

Hahahahaha technically I asks dyou out because you stalked me first soooooooo Don't feel bad though lol

sarantonio

I would offer to take you on a date

I would accept only if he wears a penguin suit ( I dunno... )

hahahahaha....a penguin suit????? Deal

I really thought that would thwart your efforts.... I'll go... but we are going ice skating...

Thwart them huh? ....Ok ok consider it thwarted.....though I do like a good ice skate

Aw.. now I feel bad... I only want to thwart them because I don't go on dates with stalkers....

Hahahahaha technically I asks dyou out because you stalked me first soooooooo Don't feel bad though lol

Technicalities...

Swaggs51

force her to buy me lunch

StacyRenee77

Tell him we are going to go square dancing!!

Groovyca2022

We would go dancing...

stevemcgurkin

We'd drink the fancy wine from the big bottles that have the little pinky rings on the top.

Groovyca2022

Keep Twinkies and chocolate stocked.

TattooedNici

Invite her in and have a jam session to Rush and Zeppelin.

stevemcgurkin

Stay because Zep is badass.

StacyRenee77

We would tip toe thru the tulips

crystalcastles9

I'd totally use her lipstick instead of buying my own.

cheekym7

I would walk around naked to make things awkward

kneega

hooker her in the gabber m8

RunnerStephe

I'd walk around naked too.

Groovyca2022

have him bring me coffee every morning

RunnerStephe

She does! Love it!

RunnerStephe

Breakfast in bed every morning