If the person above you stalked you everyday

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  • FredSetToGetFit
    FredSetToGetFit Posts: 286 Member
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    I would assume he is bringing the drinks over for a BBQ or Brai

    You know the word braai ..... you may stalk away :bigsmile:

    But can't spell it lol :) Yeah I am a Kiwi, we know stuff about South Africans haha

    Because they all slowly moving to NZ ro Aus

    New answer: Seeing as she is KIWI - I'd be very scared or rather ask her to stop stalking and teach me about the hooker position in a scrum :laugh:

    You better be scared! Hahaha why would I teach a SA that? Hahahahahaha you just wanted to say hooker ay?

    I seriously Lolled at this.:laugh: I guess us South Africans love Kiwi's, except when we face the All Blacks. But for the life of me, I cannot figure out why so many South Africans immigrate to New Zealand, but no Kiwi's immigrate to South Africa. What does that say about us?:wink:
  • sub10orbust
    sub10orbust Posts: 706 Member
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    would not drink
  • TripleRadiance275
    TripleRadiance275 Posts: 148 Member
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    I'd find him a shirt, it's cold out there.
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,259 Member
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    Be a little concerned ... People shouldn't stalk other people. But I wouldn't mind getting pointers at the gym or having a beer. :)
  • tiadotson40
    tiadotson40 Posts: 162
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    Wouldn't get a gym membership
  • Fit_NYC_
    Fit_NYC_ Posts: 1,389 Member
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    walk into a club, get a drink and watch her get ID'd at the door.
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
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    Ruuuun
  • 43932452
    43932452 Posts: 7,246 Member
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    @Gerlombian, go tubing. :)

    @fitforlife092, Day out shopping .. walking enough to burn the cinnabons we had!! :)
  • Tybensam
    Tybensam Posts: 126
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    id have to do some yoga with her haha
  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
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    act out a fake murder in my livingroom to make him call the cops only to have him find out that it was all an elaborate hoax which will lead the cops to ask why he was watching me through my window in the first place.
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
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    I'd throw down but she would have to take her glasses off first.
  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
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    I'd throw down but she would have to take her glasses off first.

    But I can't see without my glasses!!! Unfair advantage!!!


    Also, I would leave you chocolate to let you know I care about my stalker. Maybe little cards of thanks for making me feel so special.
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
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    Let us go shopping :)
  • FredSetToGetFit
    FredSetToGetFit Posts: 286 Member
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    Mmmm, I should probably get more profile pics.
  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
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    If this person stalked me everyday I would expect fresh, piping hot coffee every morning upon my waking. And i would leave dolla bills yo as a tip... but only if they get it right.
  • sugarkissprincess
    sugarkissprincess Posts: 2,595 Member
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    Ask her if she wants to go bungee jumping with me, then leave her there with FredSetToGetF :bigsmile:
  • FredSetToGetFit
    FredSetToGetFit Posts: 286 Member
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    Well, I do make a killer cup of coffee, so ok, let's do it.
  • darkon
    darkon Posts: 5,342 MFP Moderator
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    I'd fill the cup with sugar
  • ThabiFabulous
    ThabiFabulous Posts: 18
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    Pretend to faint so that he'd carry me with his big bulky arms :happy:
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
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    I would ask how does my *kitten* look and ask if she knows any good keto recipes.
    Oh and then I would call the cops because as flattering as a stalker is, it's still creepy.

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