If the person above you stalked you everyday

Groovyca2022

He does....

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Give her a donut

mybeesknees

I'd slowly shave my legs in front of him.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Ask her to join me.

_JustDG_

I'd leave the door unlocked.

Groovyca2022

Give him some bacon....maybe

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Take all the bacon.

mybeesknees

Fart and scratch my butt like I normally do.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Spank her

Groovyca2022

Take all the bacon.

Fight him for the bacon...

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Trade donuts for bacon

AmandaNicole412

Please do

mybeesknees

Become very paranoid, because I canvased the area for witnesses before burying the body.

_JustDG_

No worries.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Invite her for a hunting trip

cuteandfunsized

Have him spot me ????

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Have him spot me ????

High or low? ????

cuteandfunsized

I've already done my upper body workout for tonight so what do you think ????

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Legs it is. In that case I anticipate more spotting.

sw33tp3a11

I'll stalk him back.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Party.

cuteandfunsized

Make some popcorn

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Cook bacon

Groovyca2022

Have him cook some of his recipes for me

azlifah95

She probably just wants to be friends.

assthetik

i would guess she is looking for a trainer

Groovyca2022

I hope he can cook...lol

justinitsul

Would be fine

luis702702

You mirin brah ?

mybeesknees

I would not be offended one single bit if this were to happen.