If the person above you stalked you everyday

vasairiah

Ask about her hair stylist

seepersaud

i'd invite her in

MissMCassidy

Grabs some tequila and go running with him

N2Couture

Get some food then hit the gym.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

I am staying in bed :-p

N2Couture

I am staying in bed :-p

You have to workout.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

I am eating bacon in bed ;-)

mybeesknees

I'd learn to accept it.

vasairiah

I'd steal her stilettos

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

I will ask her to model for me.

Salty_Sauce

I'd help him back to the short bus

N2Couture

Turn on my my sprinkler.

MissMCassidy

I'd drag him into my bed (Leonids )
@flaming take her shopping

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

If she stalked me, she would be looking at my bed all day. I will invite her to join me.

MissMCassidy

Okay where do you live? Just don't tell my husband. lol

N2Couture

Throw her keys in the bushes and video her for you tube, as she looks for them.

Salty_Sauce

Call her a cab

N2Couture

Order a pizza and have him pay the driver. Then shut the door.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

make her cook bacon and ask her to serve me in the bed.

N2Couture

Take his bacon and make him watch me eat it. ????

shai74

I do not get all these "person above" threads. What are they in aid of?

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

nah, no one touches my bacon.I might let you have my bacon if you give me your cream.

N2Couture

nah, no one touches my bacon.I might let you have my bacon if you give me your cream.

I might offer him a bowl of milk. ;p

mybeesknees

I'd reciprocate. Can't out stalk a stalker.

winf

Id need you to pick up my dry cleaning

MissMCassidy

Make you buy my groceries

assthetik

why arent my sheets minty fresh? get to it!

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Make him mow the lawn and chop some trees.

MissMCassidy

Shall I make you a sandwich while I'm at it?

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

I will make some bacon wrapped sausage and invite her to breakfast.