If the person above you stalked you everyday

mybeesknees

Perform a strip tease to polka music.

MissMCassidy

Mmm bacon add some bacon wrapped jalapeños and it would be heaven!!

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Eat bacon jalapeños and watch bees knees do strip tease. :-p

winf

we'd hang out and catch the bees knees show

MissMCassidy

Dude if I wasn't pregnant I would say something bout a strip tease but....ain't no baby need to hear that lol

So I would join Leon with the jalapeños and watch bees also

mybeesknees

Would definitely do a strip tease and throw in some of my contortionist moves.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Ask her if she can add a lap dance after strip tease.

mybeesknees

Who's stalking who at the point?

Volunteer them as my human pole.

winf

I'd "bee" the pole.

siport

i would be rather happy as he seems like he is being followed by two very hot ladies too, and they want to do a strip tease and have bacon wrapped jalapeños

DHGummy

Flattered but very concerned. O_O

kimnsc

Invite her for tea and cookies.

siport

start playing hide and seek, just to see how good a stalker she is ;p

kimnsc

Tell him that I am a hide and seek champion

mybeesknees

Tell her that I am not interested in becoming a Jehovah's Witness.

siport

get myself a body double to lose the stalking

Spnneil06

Oh no does he work for Quest? That is what I would think it is, darn cable company calls me 2 a day!

FabulousFantasticFifty

She might as well treat me to a Salon date! :happy:

LittleTonk1

I'd just give her a key

siport

start squating

minionmichjourney

That would be fine... he could move in..

WorkoutJunkie1

Go out and dance the night away.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Workout for me and pass me the results since he's a junkie anyway! :bigsmile:

LittleTonk1

Tell her she doesn't need to stalk and invite her in

winf

its hard to stalk anyone when your cuffed to a bed post

Muscles_and_lipstick

I would be fit to be tied

winf

I would develop a sudden craving for sprinkles.... lol

mybeesknees

I would be like, "Dayyyyyum! I'm so lucky to have this one stalking me, fo' reals!"

Jemellc

Hopefully hes driving my car for me, cooking my meals, and motivating me in my workouts!

siport

think about starting a boy band lol