If the person above you stalked you everyday

solarpower03

send him to ophthalmic department

chelcdub

Ask for tips to get rid of these "love handles" haha

dessertlover27

Ask her out to shop.

sam308lbs

ask her if i owe her money

Mrsallypants

Drug him, put a sack on his head, and drop him off at a den of male rapists who rape other males.

Perplexities

Thank him for delivering.

Stump_Likker

Find him someone more interesting to stalk.

RebekahR84

Swing on his bicep like a little kid.

Mrsallypants

Tell her I'm not a sex object and give her lovedoll in the image of Ryan Gosling wearing Ralph Lauren Purple Label.

jeromykaplan

Eff that the governor is one crazy S O B

KathleenMurry

tell him to come out from behind the bushes and make fun of people with me

F1TCH1K

I'd ask her to teach me how to play!

solarpower03

Offer her a sensual back massage!

Stump_Likker

Make him wear a suit while stalking me (he looks good in one).

candifeola

I'd stalk her right back

solarpower03

Invite her for a candle-lit dinner!

fShaw86

ask what's up

Stump_Likker

invite in for a drink

Mr_Competitive

She wouldnt do that
stalk me that is....

RebekahR84

Introduce him to my German Shepherd. LOL I kid I kid.

marcenepea

I would ask to meet her German Shepherd. One of my favorite dogs. Any puppies soon? LOL

SonnyDelite99

Haha why would there be baskets of lettuce,tomatoes,and other foods on my front porch?

solarpower03

Ask him to make a delish salad out of them

Farah_akbar

Be a up tight

debbash68

Make it look as though I have a really interesting life so she didn't get bored

solarpower03

Rate her 10!

debbash68

Haha! I would take you to causality due to your current state being absence of head

Crossfit112

I would take her out for a drink

solarpower03

Haha! I would take you to causality due to your current state being absence of head

Ask her to be my nurse in the casualty!

cubsgirlinny

would prove there's a headless horseman