If the person above you stalked you everyday

debbash68

Haha! I would take you to causality due to your current state being absence of head

Ask her to be my nurse in the casualty!

Not sure what your diagnosis would be ? Lack of head, probably quite a common diagnosis

Mutant13

I would stalk you back, just so we can get stuck in this weird stalking battle with no forseeable ending. It would be like Spy Vs Spy but creepier.

solarpower03

@debbash68 Cerebral atrophy LOL!

@Mutant13- offer to take picture of hers!

lightdiva1

Grab his left nipple with my teeth.

mister_universe

make a nippular train

lightdiva1

Show off my caboose

Morninglory81

Find a secluded corner.....

solarpower03

snog in that corner!

Katrioustu

Tell him to stop hiding and come on inside.

Naomi81378

lets hang out

_Wild_Card_

invite you in

alyssa_rest

ask if you'd like to go get coffee

mister_universe

wonder if I was the one in the parallel universe...

Tony_Brewski

Would think he was in the Navy...

lightdiva1

I would feel safe

Ninguneado73

..leave door unlocked

Jonesingmucho

Invite him in for kibble and bits... and some petting

mister_universe

rub all of her favorite spots to ecstatic spastic leg kicks

Katrioustu

Leave the Curtains Open...... wide...

Follow_me

I'd have to spank her for being a naughty girl

Bharsa1

I would let them know that I've never done the group thing,,,,but hey you only once.

Bama56

grab me a cigar and get some jack

sam308lbs

invite him in for a protein shake

43932452

Ask him to make me a smoothie.

Jennyflies

I wouldnt mind

UnwrappingCandy

I wouldnt mind

She'd stop after about the third time of watching me *kitten*.

sam308lbs

Stalking is very time consuming and I have seen her schedule.She has no time on her hands only lotion lol

Crossfit112

I would ask him why lol

TitzzMcGhee

I would certainly enjoy it.

pucenavel

That'd be OK with me.

Note to person below.... what do you mean IF?