If the person above you stalked you everyday

mybeesknees

Perform a strip tease to polka music.

MissMCassidy

Mmm bacon add some bacon wrapped jalapeños and it would be heaven!!

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Eat bacon jalapeños and watch bees knees do strip tease. :-p

winf

we'd hang out and catch the bees knees show

MissMCassidy

Dude if I wasn't pregnant I would say something bout a strip tease but....ain't no baby need to hear that lol

So I would join Leon with the jalapeños and watch bees also

mybeesknees

Would definitely do a strip tease and throw in some of my contortionist moves.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Ask her if she can add a lap dance after strip tease.

mybeesknees

Who's stalking who at the point?

Volunteer them as my human pole.

winf

I'd "bee" the pole.

siport

i would be rather happy as he seems like he is being followed by two very hot ladies too, and they want to do a strip tease and have bacon wrapped jalapeños

DHGummy

Flattered but very concerned. O_O

kimnsc

Invite her for tea and cookies.

siport

start playing hide and seek, just to see how good a stalker she is ;p

kimnsc

Tell him that I am a hide and seek champion

mybeesknees

Tell her that I am not interested in becoming a Jehovah's Witness.

siport

get myself a body double to lose the stalking

Spnneil06

Oh no does he work for Quest? That is what I would think it is, darn cable company calls me 2 a day!

FabulousFantasticFifty

She might as well treat me to a Salon date! :happy:

LittleTonk1

I'd just give her a key

siport

start squating