If the person above you stalked you everyday

sw33tp3a11

I would dye my hair green and see if that helps stop the fascination.

LittleTonk1

Open the curtains and offer popcorn

Building_Bulk

Invite her to go tattoo watching.

LadyRN76

Ask him if he's ever experienced "dejapoo" LMAO

_Tink_

I'd invite her in for wine

Spitgray

I'd Sky dive, Bungee jump, and Repel to see how committed she is... then see if I could get a live reenactment of the profile pic...

Misslisareformed1

we might get married lol

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Wave at her.

LadyRN76

Shut the door - I can't afford to feed him. LOL

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

Ask her to buy bacon, steak, butter and cream. Lol

breesie11

I'd feed him bacon

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

We can stay in bed and eat bacon.

LadyRN76

Send him back for more bacon with breesie...

burning2much

I'd give her a key so at least she can get to my house before me and make some dinner

Groovyca2022

I'd probably make him laugh with some of the things I say and do.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She's gonna have to buy me great seats to every Bronco game for the next five seasons!

minionmichjourney

That would be fine.. i like her

TheRoadDog

I would not run away very fast.

LittleTonk1

Ask him why

Kisuke30

i'd probably be ok with that.