If the person above you stalked you everyday

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  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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    deadbolt the backdoor and flash from the windows

    Garage door is still unlocked, right?
    As long as you know the keycode to get in you are good :smooched:

    I'll just lick the keypad. That seems to work everywhere else I'm trying to get into.

    RainHoward - ummmm. Run like a little....
  • WhoMe93
    WhoMe93 Posts: 33
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    @RainHoward - would definitely stalk back and rub his shoulders. ;)
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    i would make em do my dishes.
  • newbe_2013
    newbe_2013 Posts: 354
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    make her go to my room
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
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    He would be my cabana boy/personal bartender since he looks as if he can make a mean drink
  • Danger2OneSelf
    Danger2OneSelf Posts: 883 Member
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    ^ I'd ask her for some copies of the pics she took, just cause I know she's a bad *kitten* photographer and would take some bad *kitten* MFP profile pics, while stalking me
  • Sparkle_Princess
    Sparkle_Princess Posts: 926
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    id ask him in for a drink
  • debbash68
    debbash68 Posts: 981 Member
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    Invite her in for coffee we would do nothing but giggle!
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
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    You may pet my panther, but not while she's sleeping.
  • debbash68
    debbash68 Posts: 981 Member
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    Ask if petting panthers is a euphemism
  • latenitelucy
    latenitelucy Posts: 1,314 Member
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    You like to stroke kitties?
  • Danger2OneSelf
    Danger2OneSelf Posts: 883 Member
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    I would have to say stroking *kitten* is def a euphemism, but I'm no expert
  • latenitelucy
    latenitelucy Posts: 1,314 Member
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    You should become an expert. You'll get more dates that way :wink: t
  • Scubadivr205
    Scubadivr205 Posts: 427 Member
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    Show her my expertise.. or wait do I have to stalk her for that part?
  • Adrianachiarato
    Adrianachiarato Posts: 362 Member
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    Offer a beer?
  • debbash68
    debbash68 Posts: 981 Member
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    Explain how much it hurt having a baseball bat placed up your nostril :wink: :laugh:
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
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    explain that I mean a real black panther
  • debbash68
    debbash68 Posts: 981 Member
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    Stroke his panther???
  • strawbblondie
    strawbblondie Posts: 143 Member
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    Offer to buy a drink...
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
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    there's someone who might appreciate big cats, especially the official Florida mascot, still endangered.

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