If the person above you stalked you everyday

Adriam88

Tell her she can keep stalking as long as she tells me how to look that good 20 years from now!

Adriam88

Damn I was too slow :-P

43932452

Share my ♪ With her.

CarolinaGirlinVA

Ask her when she has time to workout if she's stalking me every day! Since she's there, ask her for opinions when shopping.

Edit to add...no kidding Men at Work just came on the music channel with "Who can it be now?" Classic stalking song.

Danger2OneSelf

I'd put on the creepiest show in the sexiest womens clothes I could find

CarolinaGirlinVA

I'd put on the creepiest show in the sexiest womens clothes I could find

Can I sell tickets for that show?!

PapaverSomniferum

I'd crawl through the deepest, darkest woods to see if she got lost. How good of a stalker is she, exactly? We'll test it.

RainHoward

hide behind a fence post

Groovyca2022

Have around the clock protection from the crazies...wait, you're not crazy are you?

whiteberry17

I would make friends with you

zedgt87

I'd invite her into my house for a beer

Sparkle_Princess

id give him a beer at least i know someone is watching out for me then

Groovyca2022

Shopping then drinks...

nino07110922

I'd invite her to a surprise birthday party.

xvxCelticWandererxvx

Remind him to not feed the bears!!

fitpam90x

Invite her to go shopping with me

kiwigal41

go hang out at the beach with her.....if you can't beat em.....join em!!!lol

newbe_2013

invite her in

nino07110922

Remind him to not feed the bears!!

Hysterical!

Groovyca2022

Get chocolate ice cream