We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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We woke up one summer morning and it was 120 degrees out I had to relocate that day!0
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I couldnt handle long distance0
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I looked nothing like I did on my tinder account0
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I looked like I did on my tinder account1
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Realized he was a dude0
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He wouldn't walk anywhere always in his car0
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She never let me color outside the lines0
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She always signed her name in crayon0
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She had me sign so many "relationship agreements"0
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He wouldn't sign the agreements1
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Because she wanted every I dotted...0
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She wouldn't agree to the agreements she agreed to!0
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He kept talking in circles0
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She always tried to store stuff in the bags under my eyes!0
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He was so bored with me he would fall asleep every time we were together0
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When I said things were boring and I asked if we could spice things she mixed a bottly of KY and Siracha and said to go wild0
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I was too spicy for his taste0
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She kissed a Girl and liked it more than kissing this guy!0
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He was a terrible kisser0
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She only wanted me to kiss he *kitten* feet!0
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He never wanted to get anywhere near my feet0
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The restraining order was still in effect0
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His restraint to order was nonexistent0
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She kept yelling "order in the court" "order in the court"0
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I had to get his attention somehow he was Always ingrossed in watching law and order or criminal minds or another show like that0
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I'm a unicorn and too majestic to be tamed? lol0
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She thought she was a unicorn :laugh:0
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She wouldn't role play1
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She always wanted to do the Luke/Leia thing. It got old after a while.0
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He wouldn't help me style my side buns0
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