We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

He never ended his sentences with proper punctuation.

Reckoner67

I couldn't believe she wasn't into the interrobang?!

Rileyjomadison

He used words like interrobang

back_in_black

She picked on my buddy.

Rileyjomadison

back_in_black wrote: »

She picked on my buddy.

Oh no when?

mustacheU2Lift

He forced me to eat seafood

back_in_black

Seafood is yucky. Guess we didn't break up.

mustacheU2Lift

Rileyjomadison

Because her glasses were bigger than mine and she does like seafood. I just had sushi for dinner with raw tuna

mustacheU2Lift

She wouldnt let me leave the table till I finished the nasty foods

Rileyjomadison

They werent nasty they were delicious and it blew my mind that she couldn't see that

back_in_black

Because she likes seafood

Rileyjomadison

Because he didn't have a taste for good food

AliNouveau

She wanted me to rub her feet

Rileyjomadison

Loland my thoights were whats so wrong with that

Egger29

She's Made fun of my thoights....and my lisp

xXxSeriouslyxXx

Because I was mentally scarred as a child by Sylvester and Tweety and his lisp was triggering lmao

kelsium33

Because he loved his car more than he loved me

Egger29

She kept demanding I take more Kalcium!

Bill9160

He was always wearing underoos

Rileyjomadison

He used words like underoos

Bill9160

She didn't like my use of the English language

4bugsmama

He was always picking a fight

ailsalw

She tried shaving my head in my sleep

epr31295

She wanted me to sleep with a pillow over my head!

DWBalboa

He thought I was into some PYT.

Egger29

He wouldnt stop singing "PYT"

epr31295

He discovered that at the age of 42 he could whistle well he never stopped!

Bill9160

he was sent back to prison because he had violated his work release curfew

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

He had some kind of nervous twitch and every 30 seconds he knocked something off the table. I got tired of picking my steak up off the floor.