We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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slimgirljo15

He ghosted me

epr31295

I walked into her basement by mistake and let me tell you it's a scary but yet exciting place!

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Bill9160

I didn't mind the shirt...but the women's panties that said "it ain't gonna spank itself" were a bit much

4bugsmama

He couldn't keep up with me, always thought I was a bit much

liftorgohome

All she wanted to do was go shopping

terrordawg

He kept trying to bench press me!

liftorgohome

She wasn't spontaneous enough.

4bugsmama

He enjoyed being spontaneous by singing the hokey pokey in every grocery store

liftorgohome

She wouldn't hang out with me in the frozen foods section

4bugsmama

The manager kept warning him to not hang out so much in the frozen foods section

liftorgohome

She was always nipplie

4bugsmama

He felt intimidated by my perky-ness

slimgirljo15

I was the 4 bugs she owned *shudder*

Bill9160

She started to undulate wildly anytime she heard bagpipes

kladgeMFP

The funky cold medina

slimgirljo15

His feet smelt funky.

liftorgohome

She wanted me to suck on her toes. I got sock fuzz in my mouth so I had to end it. Yuck!

slimgirljo15

I found out he was sucking the neighbours toes, and the neighbours wife got really pissed

liftorgohome

She always wanted to play footsies with my privates. It was weird.

4bugsmama

His fellow military privates didn't mind, he was so insecure.

bdgfn

She mistook insecurity with jealousy

4bugsmama

His head wear was always nicer than mine

bdgfn

She spent more time with my hat than she did with me.

4bugsmama

My hat playing was code word for inviting him over, he just didn't get it.

bdgfn

She forgot that when she invited me over, she lived 1,000 miles away...

4bugsmama

He just couldn't go the distance

bdgfn

She had a funny way of measuring

Bill9160

he just didn't measure up to my standards