We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

Egger29

She got wool everywhere....and I mean Everywhere!

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

He didn't like a little fluff.

DWBalboa

@Egger29 He kept referring to me as his sexy Lois Lane.

@_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ She wanted to shear me.

Egger29

She kept fluffing me.

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

He always referred to me as a fluffer. Not cool!

DWBalboa

She turned our bedroom into a walk in closet.

terrordawg

He stunk up the place with his smoke breaks 😂

slimgirljo15

Oh it was awful.. she.. she.. oh I cant say

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

She was sooooo dramatic!

Bill9160

She said I needed to work more than one day a year

Egger29

Mrs Claus didn't like me.

Bill9160

I caught him flirting with all the elves in the wrapping department

4bugsmama

He was always eating someone else's cookies

DWBalboa

She wouldn't let me eat her cookies.

Bill9160

He was only using me for my cookies 🍪🍪🍪

DWBalboa

He kept asking if I wanted to see his package.

HappilyDistracted

He kept looking at other people's packages 😉

Bill9160

She insisted that I wrap my package

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

That wasn't the package I was expecting...

Reckoner67

She wanted to spend the evening "wrapping", but I heard "rapping" and...it didn't end well

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

He tried to karaoke to Cardi B and it...wasn't good.

GymRatSF

She refused to share her sushi

HappilyDistracted

He wanted to dress up as sumo wrestlers to eat sushi

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

GymRatSF wrote: »

She refused to share her sushi

DWBalboa

She wanted to practice her makeup skillz on me.

Ironlady70

He disappeared without a trace

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

She was stalking me

DWBalboa

I would wake up in the middle of the night to her staring down at me with a diabolical smile.

DWBalboa

Ironlady70 wrote: »

He disappeared without a trace

I came back from the restroom and she was gone.

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

He spent 2 hours in the restroom