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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She got wool everywhere....and I mean Everywhere!
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He didn't like a little fluff.0
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@Egger29 He kept referring to me as his sexy Lois Lane.
@_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ She wanted to shear me.0 -
She kept fluffing me.
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He always referred to me as a fluffer. Not cool!
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She turned our bedroom into a walk in closet.0
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He stunk up the place with his smoke breaks 😂1
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Oh it was awful.. she.. she.. oh I cant say
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She was sooooo dramatic!0
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She said I needed to work more than one day a year0
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Mrs Claus didn't like me.0
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I caught him flirting with all the elves in the wrapping department0
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He was always eating someone else's cookies0
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She wouldn't let me eat her cookies.0
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He was only using me for my cookies 🍪🍪🍪0
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He kept asking if I wanted to see his package. 1
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He kept looking at other people's packages 😉0
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She insisted that I wrap my package0
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That wasn't the package I was expecting...0
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She wanted to spend the evening "wrapping", but I heard "rapping" and...it didn't end well0
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He tried to karaoke to Cardi B and it...wasn't good.1
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She refused to share her sushi0
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He wanted to dress up as sumo wrestlers to eat sushi0
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She wanted to practice her makeup skillz on me.0
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He disappeared without a trace0
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She was stalking me0
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I would wake up in the middle of the night to her staring down at me with a diabolical smile.0
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Ironlady70 wrote: »He disappeared without a trace
I came back from the restroom and she was gone.0 -
He spent 2 hours in the restroom0
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