We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »He spent 2 hours in the restroom
She could deal the the time I spent to look good for her. I mean really, I needed a lot of help to look good enough for her.0 -
He was sooooo vain.0
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You probably think this thread is about you1
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He was insane0
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He kept trying to get me to sit on his lap0
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He wanted to sit on MY lap all the time. In public.0
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She was too shy in public0
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She wouldn't give me a lap dance0
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He kept calling me by my stripper name0
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She didn't like wearing a wig and calling her different names in bed0
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His wig kept falling off in bed!0
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She kept giving me titty twisters0
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He was too sensitive about his nips0
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She kept her 4 bugs in a jar next to my side of the bed *shudder*0
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No say it isn't so we just got back together let's try and work it out for the chickens!1
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Because he wanted to always be the top. 😁0
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_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »He was sooooo vain.
Well you did write a song about me!0 -
He wouldn't stop singing Carly Simon songs1
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I wanted him to serenade me and he refused.0
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She kept giving me dutch ovens when I was sleeping0
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He kept coming up behind me and poking me with his...0
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He kept goosing me.0
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She thought I was too emotional0
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He was a crier.. sobbed like a baby after....0
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She wanted to have my baby....for lunch...damn cannibal0
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He thought cannibalism was wrong for some reason0
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Her sexual appetite was just to much I had to stop and go to work to pay the damn bills!0
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He couldn't keep up with the bills. I was holding up my end of the deal!!0
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She just wasn't ready for the big show!
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