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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    You still got me babe.. c'mere.. 🤗
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I was only using him to get to Jo.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    We didn't.. we're bff
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    I was only using him to get to Jo.

    Me too
  • Humadog21
    Humadog21 Posts: 1,601 Member
    He kept borrowing my snap back hats and giving them to strangers
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    He had fleas....not on him...he spent all his time training them for his circus
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He kept trying to superglue hair on my chin so I could be the bearded lady in his circus.
  • Otterridiculousness
    Otterridiculousness Posts: 2,254 Member
    He ran away to join Humas flea circus.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    According to her - I promised her heaven but put her through hell. She also said that I gave love a bad name...
  • jestog63
    jestog63 Posts: 86 Member
    Got home after a long weekend away and found the toilet seat left up.
  • jestog63
    jestog63 Posts: 86 Member
    Th day we met she was the perfect woman for me, a hundred pounds later she was too much woman for me. This is just a game right, don't want no haters freaking out.
  • jestog63
    jestog63 Posts: 86 Member
    Lady in the office just told me ... 8th grade education but just recently learned how to spell chlamydia.
  • Otterridiculousness
    Otterridiculousness Posts: 2,254 Member
    He was answering himself over and over 😛
  • Gordon_L
    Gordon_L Posts: 4,475 Member
    What? We broke up?
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    He didn't keep up with current events he thought Nixon was still the President of the United States!
  • Otterridiculousness
    Otterridiculousness Posts: 2,254 Member
    He ate too many m&M's and didn't share.😋
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    She Stole all my M&Ms
  • askeeney
    askeeney Posts: 448 Member
    You too? I knew she would stop after we broke up.
  • askeeney
    askeeney Posts: 448 Member
    He ran out of money after replacing all the hats I stole.
  • Gordon_L
    Gordon_L Posts: 4,475 Member
    She's really into hats
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    He broke up with my new bestie because under her hat she had epr tattoo!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    His wife threw me out of the house :(


    :*
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    Well you see I was really hungry for Chicken one day so I went out to the yard and choked a chicken I guess that has different meaning in different countries!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    epr31295 wrote: »
    Well you see I was really hungry for Chicken one day so I went out to the yard and choked a chicken I guess that has different meaning in different countries!

    :laugh:

    He went to jail and found a new love :p
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    She came to visit me in jail and fell for my roomie!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    epr31295 wrote: »
    She came to visit me in jail and fell for my roomie!

    Nope, big bubba dropped me like a hot potato when you gave him that special wink and smile of yours ;)
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    Well know what do I do ?
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    I WAs more a fan of Pooh than Tigger...soooo much bouncing
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    She didn't like to get bounced to much
  • ElC_76
    ElC_76 Posts: 3,054 Member
    edited April 2019
    Bc they wouldn't take me in his base boat

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