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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    Although she acted like summer and walked like rain, she seldom missed me while she was looking for herself out there...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I found out he was werewolf
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    When I came home one day I was told by the bouncer to take a number which was #77 and then I heard now serving #34 I just didn't have the patience to wait!
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    We were too much alike. For instance, we both had male genitalia...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He alwats spoke of his ex's anatomy ...weird!!!
  • Hotspur11
    Hotspur11 Posts: 2,673 Member
    She ran off with the mailman...... Or was it the milk man?
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Duh...it was the Meter Reader!!! ๐Ÿ™„

    He Never did get anything right!

    :innocent:
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    She would always send me dead flowers every morning by the mail. Apparently, she thought she was the queen of the underground...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Was always receiving trinkets and flowers.. I suspect for services rendered :(
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    He always gave me dead flowers that he got from his ex and he thought it was romantic,
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited May 2019
    Day after day playing this song thinking that I should get the hint to bring her flowers ๐Ÿ™„

    https://youtu.be/ohU38WJV45c
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    Apparently, she only believed in 2nd chances, not 11...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He seemed to think that he could cheat, lie and steal and that they each deserved 2nd chances
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    Although I didnโ€™t mind that she had me wrapped around her finger - but did she have to let it linger? Did she have to, did she have to, did she have to let it linger?
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He was always singing horrible songs!
  • stevefromtherock
    stevefromtherock Posts: 1,150 Member
    She was being mean to me ๐Ÿ˜‚
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    She tried to take some of my sour patch kids. She called it โ€œ sharing.โ€
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She wouldn't share her sour patch kids.. so mean
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Found she was with someone else.. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Trained his dog to growl at me every time we had a little argument.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    lx1x wrote: ยป
    Found she was with someone else.. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

    ๐Ÿ˜” you left me ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

    Fab preferred beards, I didn't have one ๐Ÿ˜ฃ
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    edited May 2019
    Fab..Didn't listen on how to handle the dogs. Always pretend she has hard time hearing me when in fact she just ignores me.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: ยป
    lx1x wrote: ยป
    Found she was with someone else.. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

    ๐Ÿ˜” you left me ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

    Fab preferred beards, I didn't have one ๐Ÿ˜ฃ

    No . Seem you the one who left me..and went with somebody else ๐Ÿ˜ข
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    lx1x wrote: ยป
    slimgirljo15 wrote: ยป
    lx1x wrote: ยป
    Found she was with someone else.. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

    ๐Ÿ˜” you left me ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

    Fab preferred beards, I didn't have one ๐Ÿ˜ฃ

    No . Seem you the one who left me..and went with somebody else ๐Ÿ˜ข

    Nooo, no.. I never left you , please let's try again
  • stevefromtherock
    stevefromtherock Posts: 1,150 Member
    She wanted to be with someone else
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: ยป
    lx1x wrote: ยป
    slimgirljo15 wrote: ยป
    lx1x wrote: ยป
    Found she was with someone else.. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

    ๐Ÿ˜” you left me ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

    Fab preferred beards, I didn't have one ๐Ÿ˜ฃ

    No . Seem you the one who left me..and went with somebody else ๐Ÿ˜ข

    Nooo, no.. I never left you , please let's try again

    Let me think about it..










    Ok.. forgiven.. ๐Ÿ˜›
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    He took Jo back and said to me โ€œsmell you later.โ€
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    She like leaving her gym clothes all over..
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited May 2019
    lx1x wrote: ยป
    slimgirljo15 wrote: ยป
    lx1x wrote: ยป
    slimgirljo15 wrote: ยป
    lx1x wrote: ยป
    Found she was with someone else.. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

    ๐Ÿ˜” you left me ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

    Fab preferred beards, I didn't have one ๐Ÿ˜ฃ

    No . Seem you the one who left me..and went with somebody else ๐Ÿ˜ข

    Nooo, no.. I never left you , please let's try again

    Let me think about it..










    Ok.. forgiven.. ๐Ÿ˜›

    ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She claimed she "Forgot" her clothes at the gym

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