We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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It was freezing, didn't turn on heating

slimgirljo15

Complained body heat wasn't good enough

Spnneil06

She turned the heat off so I would snuggle

cklbrown

She never wanted to snuggle with me

oberon0124

I made z mistake!

slimgirljo15

You certainly did...all your fault our split

FabulousFantasticFifty

Was always blaming me for her straying!

Spnneil06

She told me, go find someone better, and I tried, couldn't, came back and she was pisssssssed!

determined_ella

She said I reminded her of a stray cat.. always trying to escape... but now realizing that she is home I want to come back please?

FabulousFantasticFifty

Last chance and she blew it yet again!!!

Spnneil06

She didn't like me blowing things! Sorry had to be said

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was always tooting her own horn!

Spnneil06

I didn't even have a horn, I told her that was the neighbors music

FabulousFantasticFifty

Never understood my innuendos!

Spnneil06

I was just a trophy wife.

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Spnneil06

I was embarrassed to been seen with him in public, in his hot pink bikini!

GFitMan

hawanted to get to the bottom of thingsd a battery powered trophy -

Misshodge64

I was not a nudist

GFitMan

had a battery powered trophy - wanted to get to the bottom of things

FabulousFantasticFifty

She wasn't even a Blonde!

GFitMan

hyper this morning lol

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was always frisky in the Morning and I just wanted to sleep!

Spnneil06

She wasn't a freak in the sheets

GFitMan

too freaky in da sheets - laundry bill skyrocketed

Spnneil06

He never washed his clothes

FabulousFantasticFifty

She mixed the reds with the whites and now I only have Pink clothes!

Spnneil06

I liked her in pink! Love it!

FabulousFantasticFifty

Forgot that Redheads dont look good in Pink!

GFitMan

liked to play fashion police too much