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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She didn't like being covered in butter, cheese, bacon, and chives.

    I thought you were a vegetarian? Mind blown!!!!
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  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    considers eating grass fed beef as being vegan
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Caught him eating tofu! It's over!
  • salstg
    salstg Posts: 504 Member
    Always spelled veterinarian wrong. Was so irritating
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    took me to the vets to get me neutered.... said that's what you do with my b*tches :open_mouth:
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    she's neutered
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    he already had the snip but didn't like the fact I can't have any more children :( ... caused issues
  • salstg
    salstg Posts: 504 Member
    She kept calling her cats, her children!
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    he wouldn't accept my kittens were my babies!
  • salstg
    salstg Posts: 504 Member
    She would try and nurse her kittens from her teets.
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  • salstg
    salstg Posts: 504 Member
    he would always say what I just said but in a different way. It was irritating. LOL!
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  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    :joy: they couldn't accept that I was a B*tch that bred kittens and nursed them! they told me to see a shrink also a doctor! that was the last straw *woof, meow*
  • salstg
    salstg Posts: 504 Member
    He kept posted up behind me in public.
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  • salstg
    salstg Posts: 504 Member
    He always cried when jello got in his eyes.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I think it had something to do with ...aliens..and probing...idk..I wasn't listening B)
  • MissRheingold
    MissRheingold Posts: 2,013 Member
    she never listened!!
  • justinegibbons
    justinegibbons Posts: 918 Member
    She never stopped talking
  • rdouma73
    rdouma73 Posts: 2,064 Member
    Too devastated to talk about it. :(
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    edited June 2015
    He wouldn't show me his "other" tattoo! it was always covered up! I couldn't deal with the secrecy!
  • MissRheingold
    MissRheingold Posts: 2,013 Member
    she wouldn't get a tattoo........
  • salstg
    salstg Posts: 504 Member
    i don't mind tatoos but she looked like a subway station in harlem
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    I looked to rough in the mornings for him... it gave him day terrors .. it couldn't go on
  • salstg
    salstg Posts: 504 Member
    she was a quitter.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited June 2015
    She frightened the bejesus out of me...hair wasn't combed..thought I'd slept with cousin IT..
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited June 2015
    My cheeks got sore I had to stop :D
  • salstg
    salstg Posts: 504 Member
    Let's just say she was orally challenged.