We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

Misshodge64

She wouldn't TWERK BEFORE WORK!!

Spnneil06

She made me twerkersize with her constantly. I'm pretty sure she just made it up, but she swears it's great for the booty!

GFitMan

twerked during our wedding dance - just too much

Spnneil06

Was jealous of my mad dancing skills

GFitMan

her mad dancing skills made me mad lol

Spnneil06

He hated when I schooled him in a good dance off

kwiet_storm

He beat the *kitten* out of you...

Spnneil06

He accused my ex of abuse

GFitMan

your ex is a member of the mafia

Spnneil06

He was scared of my ex because he had an accent.

blu_de_ville

Spnneil06 wrote: »

He was scared of my ex because he had an accent.

She had an accent

determined_ella

she wanted a plain jane .. I was not plain enough : (

GFitMan

was afraid of planes - couldn't hook up

Spnneil06

He wanted to hook up with beautiful ladies!

slimgirljo15

I wasn't pretty enough

GFitMan

didn't wanna be one of my beautiful ladies

slimgirljo15

He said i wasn't pretty enough to make it into his harem

GFitMan

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

He said i wasn't pretty enough to make it into his harem

r u kidding me - u r head Haremnette -

Spnneil06

I was second string in the harem.

GFitMan

she didn't like sloppy seconds

blu_de_ville

GFitMan wrote: »

she didn't like sloppy seconds

Kept putting me second I deserved to b first

ilfaith

I didn't want to play Robin to her Batman

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Always had to lead when dancing.

blu_de_ville

ilfaith wrote: »

I didn't want to play Robin to her Batman

Or Alfred

Huerita_Sarinana

She didnt like my ponies

Jag7694

Her ponies were biters

Alisontheice

Didn't like biting

Jag7694

Couldn't get the hang of nibbling over biting

Huerita_Sarinana

Wanted to wear a wig on fridays

blu_de_ville

Huerita_Sarinana wrote: »

She didnt like my ponies

She didn't play my little ponys with me she wanted the real thing