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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She wouldn't TWERK BEFORE WORK!!0
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She made me twerkersize with her constantly. I'm pretty sure she just made it up, but she swears it's great for the booty!0
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twerked during our wedding dance - just too much0
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Was jealous of my mad dancing skills0
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her mad dancing skills made me mad lol0
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He hated when I schooled him in a good dance off0
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He beat the *kitten* out of you...0
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He accused my ex of abuse0
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your ex is a member of the mafia0
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He was scared of my ex because he had an accent.0
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she wanted a plain jane .. I was not plain enough : (0
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was afraid of planes - couldn't hook up0
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He wanted to hook up with beautiful ladies!0
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I wasn't pretty enough0
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didn't wanna be one of my beautiful ladies0
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He said i wasn't pretty enough to make it into his harem0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »He said i wasn't pretty enough to make it into his harem
r u kidding me - u r head Haremnette -
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I was second string in the harem.0
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she didn't like sloppy seconds0
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I didn't want to play Robin to her Batman0
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Always had to lead when dancing.0
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She didnt like my ponies0
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Her ponies were biters0
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Didn't like biting0
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Couldn't get the hang of nibbling over biting0
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Wanted to wear a wig on fridays0
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Huerita_Sarinana wrote: »She didnt like my ponies
She didn't play my little ponys with me she wanted the real thing0
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