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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • jamessherlock7825
    jamessherlock7825 Posts: 358 Member
    I heard my name was getting called
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He called out Mary oh Mary in our intimate moments .. my name's Jo :(
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    We didn't.. 🤗😝
  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
    we broke up? when?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    We didn't.. 🤗😝

    No, we did not 🤗 :*
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Kept demanding I have my name legally changed to "Neil"
  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
    She was way too tall
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    neilwij wrote: »
    we broke up? when?

    Ain't lag a bugger :D


    She was jealous I was an inch taller
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  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    Our fetishes didn't mix.
  • MrDracoMalfoy
    MrDracoMalfoy Posts: 107 Member
    edited January 2020
    Was into dude feet porn lol
  • s1im62
    s1im62 Posts: 32,411 Member
    She spent thousands every month on Colombian coffee, which seemed a bit pricey to me until I opened one of the cans and found that it was filled with little baggies of white powder. Then the police arrived and she claimed it all belonged to me...
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  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
    I snore and it sounds like a tractor engine..
  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
    she wouldn't tell me what the deal breaker was ..
  • jlhalley7835
    jlhalley7835 Posts: 188 Member
    edited January 2020
    she never could seem to order what she wanted to eat, and she was a cheapskate :smirk:
  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
    I always used to put a padlock on the fridge ..
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    ^^^ that was the look I got when I asked why our beautiful neighbour was naked in our closet
  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    ^^^ that was the look I got when I asked why our beautiful neighbour was naked in our closet

    😂😂😂
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  • jlhalley7835
    jlhalley7835 Posts: 188 Member
    She bought ice cream other than Blue Bell....who does that anyway???
  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
    She said get rid of the tv or me...
  • jlhalley7835
    jlhalley7835 Posts: 188 Member
    She didn't get how big of a deal Madea movies are to me
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Wouldn't watch 24 with me because she said she hated Jack Bauer 😧
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    I thought the cuffs and blindfold were for fun. Turns out she’s a secret assassin, who ended up holding me captive, because she thought I “knew too much”. I was later rescued by an uptight federal agent, but she was long gone by then. I think she said she was heading south... or maybe it was east... 🤷‍♀️

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  • jlhalley7835
    jlhalley7835 Posts: 188 Member
    She couldn't understand that I didn't hate Jack Bauer, I hated Kiefer Sutherland. She wouldn't agree with me that John Malkovich would have made a better Jack Bauer
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    Was to into Hollywood actors instead of role playing. We’re done.
  • jlhalley7835
    jlhalley7835 Posts: 188 Member
    Didn't get that her sesame street role play fetish was off putting, 24/7 is too long to play oscar the grouch :lol:
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  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    I seldom adhered to "I before E, except after C”...

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