We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Didn’t appreciate the little extra things Iike putting a mattress on the station wagon bc I couldn’t afford the rv0
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Made me live in a car and bathe in the gas station bathroom0
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Gave me coffee without milk
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I was lactose intolerant and wouldn't milk the cow 🐄0
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She thought going to the grocery store was 'milking the cow's.
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Sent me to the store for a bag of almonds then expected me to milk them and get almond milk!1
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She wanted to go couple counseling with only my dog because he was always barking at her0
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He tried to send me to "The Dog Whisperer" along with his German Shepard Rufus! 😞0
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She Kept asking me to say her name in 20 different accents in the bedroom0
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Kept calling me several different names, Lorna, Lana, Lena , Lupe', Loretta..... He never did get my name straight! 😒0
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Couldn’t handle role playing to keep things interesting.0
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Brought home two mascot costumes to make things more interesting1
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Her preferred lovemaking mascot costume was Godzilla, and mine was Superman. Difficult to manage, but not impossible. It might have worked out if the SPCA hadn't gotten involved and had me hauled me off to jail.0
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He found love in jail 😔0
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She was always taking trips to Sing Sing where I hear they have conjugal visits 🤨0
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She was always tripping...0
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Every time I walked by she would "accidentally" stick out her foot0
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Ha she blamed me for her bad knees and wobbly ankles and those darn stilettos0
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Always placing blame on others never owning up to their faults0
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Although we both wanted children, she preferred to have them with someone else...0
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Could never get his attention, even in my slinkiest nightie, he was still always watching the wheels 😧0
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Loved to walk around almost nude even in public0
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wore C string around her ex but i only got to see her in g strings
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He was a closet shoe fetishist0
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He donated all my shoes to Goodwill 😧😖🤬0
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She just didn’t understand my hatred of shoes ugh ugh ugh0
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Used my favorite heels to hammer nails in the wall to hang up her "I REALLY HATE SHOES" framed posters. 😮0
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She finally learned to love her webbed feet.1
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she cheated on me with her ex early in the relationship, forgave her and fast forward five years I had an indiscretion, she did not return the favor.0
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One word... CHEATER!!! 😩0
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