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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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LOL
She had no scents of humor0 -
Thought it was funny when she bought me novelty perfume that smelled like bad gas! 🤭0
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She didn’t appreciate eau de toilet!0
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She had so many toiletries in the house...it was overwhelming! Who needs 5 open tubes of toothpaste or 17 face creams, or 22 30 packs of toilet paper? ...yes I've counted!! (Shoulda never gotten her that Costco card). 😬0
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She never wanted to live on the wild side0
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They were alittle to wild0
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She didnt like my leopard print Stilletos0
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She had way too many things in leopard print.0
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Bought me a Zebra striped Mom Sweater 😟
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She insisted on having clothes that were tested on animals, none of them fit0
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Especially when she had her period! Omg .. one time I dropped a fork on the floor and the next thing I knew she was stabbing the wall with a candle holder. I ran out the door. That's why we broke up
Let’s set the record straight it was not a candle holder it was a butcher knife and it was not the fork you dropped it was your spaghetti string and I was not having it that day. Your fault!
The person above couldn’t handle my wild side. They were scared so we split.
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She always growled at me when I disrobed 😒0
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She kept “disrobing” at holiday parties0
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I wasnt allowed to take off my coat and made to wait in the Foyer at every party we went to!0
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I got tired of waking up at her friend's holiday parties and not remembering how I got there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGvW1zaBxMU 0 -
Always has to be the DD
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She always tempted me with ice cream.0
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She kept taking my lighter , could'nt light no fires0
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He said that I didn't light his fire any longer ☹️0
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She was lighting too many other fires, if you know what I mean0
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I never know what he means! 🙃🔥1
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She always spoke in some alien language and I NEVER knew what she meant!0
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She spoke in foreign tongues when I'd ask her what's for dinner.1
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got me drunk and took me to the tattoo artist to get her name tattooed on my chest0
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Had someone else's name tattooed on his chest.0
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She had a woman's name tatooed on her chest in Chinese. Very odd.0
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He accused me of cheating because of "Faith" being tattooed on me. It's not just a woman's name!0
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She didn’t understand my lactose intolerant situation and kept getting me regular milk.0
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She said she lacked toes but I could count 12 of them0
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He couldn't count past 12...0
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