We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

FabulousFantasticFifty · December 2019

Made us live where roaches scurried the walls, 🦗🦗🦗I had to use various knick knacks 🏺🕯️🗿🏆🗼to kill 'em all and then he ran off and I never saw him again.

Essenzookzee · December 2019

She left me holding the bug.

FabulousFantasticFifty · December 2019

She'd get upset when I didn't get her jokes 🥴

Essenzookzee · December 2019

LOL

She had no scents of humor

FabulousFantasticFifty · December 2019

Thought it was funny when she bought me novelty perfume that smelled like bad gas! 🤭

Essenzookzee · December 2019

She didn’t appreciate eau de toilet!

FabulousFantasticFifty · December 2019

She had so many toiletries in the house...it was overwhelming! Who needs 5 open tubes of toothpaste or 17 face creams, or 22 30 packs of toilet paper? ...yes I've counted!! (Shoulda never gotten her that Costco card). 😬

Essenzookzee · December 2019

She never wanted to live on the wild side

Kindhearts30 · December 2019

They were alittle to wild

FabulousFantasticFifty · December 2019

She didnt like my leopard print Stilletos

mattig89ch · December 2019

She had way too many things in leopard print.

FabulousFantasticFifty · December 2019

Bought me a Zebra striped Mom Sweater 😟

TheMrWobbly · December 2019

She insisted on having clothes that were tested on animals, none of them fit

mommabear4315 · December 2019

Joeyd727 wrote: »

Especially when she had her period! Omg .. one time I dropped a fork on the floor and the next thing I knew she was stabbing the wall with a candle holder. I ran out the door. That's why we broke up

Let’s set the record straight it was not a candle holder it was a butcher knife and it was not the fork you dropped it was your spaghetti string and I was not having it that day. Your fault!

The person above couldn’t handle my wild side. They were scared so we split.