We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

2Legit2QuitTx

She had this weird issue she kept bringing up about her ex and toilets

happimess01

First week, he wanted to paint me like one of his French girls. By fourth week, he was photoshopping me out of his Insta pics.

s1im62

She was keeping score of appearances in snapshots, and that seemed a bit stalkerish to me.

PaperDoll_

He claimed I was stalking him just because I put a tracker on his car and followed him around. It was simply out of love!

melaniewelch06

She was totally in love with something else. I found the shrine that was built to him

FabulousFantasticFifty

She came in and out of my life on a constant

melaniewelch06

We break up just to make up!! Hey beautiful!

Kindhearts30

She almost killed my dog

happimess01

She proposed to me with a text while she was in the toilet

mommabear4315

Didn’t appreciate the small details of always being thought of while in vulnerable positions such as being on the toilet... exposed and vulnerable. Such a cold heart

bigjuicy1234

Kept trying to make eye contact while i was eating a banana. Made me uncomfortable

liftorgohome

Had a banana fetish.

Kindhearts30

He hated my taste in music

PaperDoll_

She never let me sit in the front of the car because she was very possessive of the radio.

slimgirljo15

She kept turning the radio off and singing.. Image a cat being played like a bagpipe

happimess01

She broke a bottle over my friend’s head because he lingered during their handshake

FabulousFantasticFifty

He hung out too long with his handsy friend ...I got suspicious 😲

liftorgohome

She was a hand model and all she did was talk about people's hands.

happimess01

He wanted to make a painting of my feet...really?

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bigjuicy1234

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He loves cheese and because my feet smell like cheese He kept trying to taste them .

That made me throw up in my mouth a bit🤢🤢

mattig89ch

he was not as juicy as he claimed

FabulousFantasticFifty

Kept talking about some guy that was juicy 🤨

PaperDoll_

She wouldn’t wear the pants I bought her that said Juicy on the back. She mocked my taste in clothing and hurt my feelings. 😞

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mommabear4315

Was wayyyy to emotional

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FabulousFantasticFifty

Made us live where roaches scurried the walls, 🦗🦗🦗I had to use various knick knacks 🏺🕯️🗿🏆🗼to kill 'em all and then he ran off and I never saw him again.

Essenzookzee

She left me holding the bug.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She'd get upset when I didn't get her jokes 🥴