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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She was keeping count of how many other men she saw every day.0
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She didn't know what a bakers dozen was.0
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Wanted me to give birth to a baker's dozen and had to be married on a Friday 13th0
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She had Paraskevidekatriaphobia. Fear of Friday 13th.0
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Kept calling the telephone numbers written on toilet walls, when they called back they apparently didn't "want a good time"0
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Too wobbly to have a good time ๐ฏ๐คช1
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She was always complaining about my wood chipper.0
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His woodie wasn't chipper3
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She was anti woodie.0
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he didn't have any actual wood around, how you going to build things w/out it?
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All her furniture was made out of cardboard boxes.0
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She had 23 cats0
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She wanted another cat, I didn't think she'd ever stop0
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Was to critical about the amounts of pets we had around the house.0
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She, she.. Ooooh it's too awful to repeat. I was scarred for life..
You know what you did ๐ I hope you think long on your actions missy.1 -
She was damaged by her previous relationship and just wouldn't let go! ๐0
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She told me the awful things her ex did, then looked me square in the eyes and grinned - hell no!0
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he was too wobbly, if you catch my drift0
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Conversations always drifted off about his ex1
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they love someone else0
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She just loved her sexy beasty self0
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Donated a 1000$ from our account to Doctors without Diplomas. What were you thinking??0
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He kept leaving me in the broom closet0
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She had way too much company in the broom closet0
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Well i had to have some company, you kept leaving me there0
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Told me she hadnโt felt the touch of a man since her trip to the gyno 10 years ago0
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He insisted I have a female gynecologist because he had jealousy issues. He also insisted on a female dentist. I had to replace my entire health care team.1
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Was insecure and listened to what her ex said instead of telling them to take a hike. Not having it.0
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She wanted me to tell all the others to take a hike. Too possessive!0
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